Meowers, my new friend!

I met Meowers in petco! She is he very bestest kitty fwend! He played with me while owr owners tawked! We had lots of fun!

HAPPY B-DAY AUNT!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to you,aunt Mic.! I ..... I....IT'S MY AUNTIE MICHELLES B-DAY! I am sooooo exited! Pssssssstttt, let's sing happy birthday to....umm,
somebody .......... Ok, she left, anyway, 1.....2......3! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MICHELLE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO......... YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

me the lover

Mmmmmmeeeeeewwwwwwwww! my mommy said I have been more lovable than ever! How exciting is this day? Wonderful , fantastic , gggrrrraaaannndd!
Well....on second thought, I have always been lovable......so, who cares? I am overall.............LOVEBUTT! Uhhhhh, did you hear me or do I need to say it again,I'm overall................LOVEBUTT!



P.S......... L.O.V.E.B.U.T.T.!


me the lovebutt,
GUS>^..^

scaredy cat!

I am a total scaredy cat..... I got "stuck up" in a tree.I saw a birdie up on a branch, so I went up there to get it. But then it flew away right when I was about 2 feet away from it. So then I "tried" to go back down. I discovered I could not :~( . I whinned for awhile....on second thought,maby about an hour. Then the clouds started dropping (ice cold) vanilla ice cream bits evrywhere!
I grew tired & hungry. 2 days later the ice cream was still on the ground at 5 inches! It was 20 below but I had a warm coat to keep me (kind of) warm . A car pulled in the driveway. 2 people came out one 13 year old boy and one 38 year old woman who went inside. I was SOOOO hungry and tired now! Just then the 13 year old boy started at the tree .I acted so stuck up I was grinning. then he climed the tree that I was in,grabbed me,climed down and brought meback inside. I was so darn happy...and hungry so I ran straight to my food bowl past the opened door to the bathroom. Before I ate I made sure to tease the dog lucky (not listed) drinking out ofe the toilet, Terrified to figure out that he thought the toilet was a giant drinking bowl! I ate, found out that the ice cream outside was actually what was called snow,and ran to bed!

Gus de bus ; cluts day....

Dear "dearest" diary,

hi,today I am going to say sorry to mama! I broke a "glass" cup . I didn't mean to though... . Here is what happened, I was sleppin' in the cup cupboard and I move a lot in my sleep, and I woke up by a loud cracking noise. CCCRRRRAACCKKKKK! So I hopped out of the cupboard to see what all the fuss was about,and then I saw it, I broke a glass! so i then saw mama stomp up to me and said "NNOOO!" I'm sooooo sorry,mama!