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I may be small, but I have a mighty mau mau!

I Blinded Her with Cuteness!

Being the little heat-seeker that I am, I crawl into mommy-cat's left armpit everynight and snuggle. She figures out that I'm keeping her warm when I shift and shift and finally crowd her off the bed. In the morning, no one can start the day without first looking at my stunning cuteness. It never fades!

Winter comes to my town

I've never touched snow with my feetsies, but watch it fall for hours from a window perch. Catmom keeps the heated mattress pad on all day for me on the kingsized bed because she knows I get cold easily. She also lets me ride on her right shoulder around the house to avoid the drafty floor. I may consider wearing a little robe around, but it's going to take a lot of yum-yums as incentive. I can have anything I want from the giants - they are so manipulatable.

The Miss Missy Mix-Up!

I am a little boy, although my cat mom thought she was getting a little girl and called me Miss Missy from day 1. The vet had a good laugh, but it was too late to change my name.

Everyone is happy with the outcome and I can add myself to the ranks of "A Boy named Sue."

If you doubt my ability to charm, I will curl up in your lap or in your hair and hypnotize you into a "sleepy sleeps nap."