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Daddy Goes to War, So We Wage War on Mommy

Dad won't be gone long, but in the meantime, we're going to keep mommy-cat on her toes by waging war with sleep deprivation and nonstop vomiting on the bedspread. Second wave: cry like a baby and then run like hell when she comes for us.

It actually makes the days/weeks go faster!

The Rules

At 3:23 a.m. I decided that everyone had slept long enough.

A slow spring

We've overcome some bad habits, like tearing the cable TV cable out of the wall, dumping the phone into the garbage disposal, unrolling everything rolled (followed by rerolling the newly unrolled into a super giant roll), turning all the doorknobs in the middle of the night (to watch mom/dad creep around with guns drawn), and farting nonstop.

Now, we just fart sometimes. Usually when someone draws near.