February 22nd 2007 9:24 am
Hi hi hi! Mama says I'm a man of few words. I only speak when I get scared... I swear there's this invisible thing that flies around the house and tries to bite my tushy. It's scary, man...really. Whoa! Did you hear that? That was scary, too. Oh nevermind, it's just daddy snoring. I don't like loud noises! There's this big, scary thing that Mommy and Daddy push around the house. I think I heard them call it a vack-yume... do you know what that is? Every time they bring that thing out I run under the bed and hide. I don't know what it's supposed to do, but it's scary. And this one time I watched when Mommy used it and I saw it suck my plastic toy right up off the floor and chew it up! It wants to eat me, man, I'm telling you! I just read my brother's diary. What does "dense" mean? It must be good, because my brother loves me. Although sometimes he lays on top of me, and that isn't fun. He's heavier than me! Mom called me "skittish." What does that mean? Is that good, too? Mommy slept in today. She was fifteen minutes late getting out of bed and I wanted to be fed. I don't think she liked it much when I reminded her about feeding time. All I did was poke her in the face with my paw. She still thinks I'm a good kitty, though. I never chew on things like brother, I rarely ever throw up (brother does that, too) and I don't try to get on counters. She calls me "low maintenance." I am pretty cool, I guess. Anyway, now you know me! Want to be friends? I like having friends! Ok, gotta go play now. Talk to you soon!
Love, Teddy Roo
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