New House

Hello, everycat! Sorry, you missed your chance to see Paul. Mommy took the video down so she could add my new song. Don't you like it? Once again, it's so ME! Although, a very sad me from before I met my family. I like it, anyway, though. I sat on my pillow the other night while she was changing my page. I called the shots, though, don't get me wrong. She is my Catster servant. I have some important announcements to make! First, I have been bestowed with the honor of being a Lieutenant with the Furry Federation. I am Counsellor Sammy. I have also earned the Purple Heart for all the bad things I've been through. I have to say, I do think I deserve that one. Nigel gets a purple heart, too, but he's just an ensign... he's too young and unseasoned to be a Lieutenant like me! Thanks, Areyel for the honor!
Also, we've moved into our new house, but I think Mommy's going crazy cause lots of things are broken. They've been nuts- bringing people with big machines. All these people did was swipe the carpet with their bit stick thingy's. Seemed a little useless to me. Then last night I went into the bathroom and there was Mom with her hand stuck down the toilet tank!!! Then she started screaming... cause she was happy. She just kept saying, "I fixed it! I fixed it by myself!!!" First of all... having your hand in the toilet isn't a good thing, and in my world... "fixing" is also a bad thing! Anyway, I like the house. It's bigger than what I'm used to. It still looks a little messy and not put together, though. Mommy says that she and Daddy are "working on it." Hmmm... Well, I have things to do... must eat and then go sleep with Daddy. It's been 2 hours since I slept with Mommy. Too long! *YAWN*

-Sammy

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