March 29th 2007 7:57 am
This is so embarrasing. I have never felt so violated, cheap, and belittled in my life. It's so hard for me to tell you about this situation. It was witnessed by my Mom and then she told everyone about it! She thought it was funny, but I kid you not, it is so NOT! I was just minding my own business 2 days ago. I was in the box, copping a squat, doing my thing. I was very focused, for the business of potty is a very serious one. You remember me telling you about my introduction to my stinky female cousins, right? Remember Foosa? (the tiny hellian on four paws?) She's the worst of the worst. She doesn't like us and she doesn't hide it! Ok, back to the scenario at hand. Picture it once more...I'm doing my business, head sticking out of the box, eyes squinted in direct concentration. Then out of the corner of my eye I see a paw come shooting out from the side of the litter box cover... Pop, Pop, POP! She swats me three times right between the eyes. I was mid----you know??? I couldn't stop to contend with this tactless....child!!! So, I just pulled my head in and took the beating. Mom was standing right there! Oh, the humiliation... she watched this oversized GUINEA PIG get the best of me. What a cheap shot! Grrr.... I shall exact my revenge... just waiting for the right time. Thanks for your support, although I know when I turn my back you shall be laughing.
Purrs, Sampson
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