The King of Queens

Pants????

Ju know, at very early age, Isaac know dat he a skirt kind of a guy. Pencil skirt, a-line skirt, long skirt, mini skirt, frilly or tailored, silk or denim. Isaac like dem all! Isaac neva vanted to ver pants. De staff know dis, und Isaac tink she as comfortable wit dis as Isaac ez...until jesterday.

Jesterday de staff brink home pants for Isaac. Now ef dez pants look like sometink to write home to mama about, like have de Versace medusa or "Cavalli" on de behind, and make Isaac's behind look like a mee-lee-on bucks, den maybe Isaac not mind so much. But deze plain-Jane-vhite , *shudders*disposable and *shudders again* PLASTIC!! Isaac verink tidy-vhities!!!! Oh de shame!

*Sigh* De staff apologize to Isaac, aka Leaky Zeekie. She say dat vile she not mind washink towels und sheets, und even not mind cleanink de carpet, ez impossible to clean de mattress on de bed. She not vant Isaac to sleep anyvere else but on de bed vere he have alvays slept, but Isaac not stayink on hez pee-pads all night either. So....o.k...tidy-vhities et ez.

Padded-plastic-tidy-vhitie-kee-sees,
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Isaac