April 20th 2008 6:20 pm
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Greetinks kee-tens!
Isaac vant to introduce ju all to to some kitties dat new here on Catster. Dis kitty family's staff und Isaac's staff furriends dat volunteer at de homeless kitty shelter togetor. Go on und take a look at Lucy , Pandora , Rufus , und Sydney . Are doze seem-plee gorgeous grey kitties or vut?? Kee-sees ju guys, und velcome!
Dere also a new "furriend" on de back patio tonight. Oy!! Ju vould tink dere de McDonald's golden arches on Isaac's back patio de vay deze vagabonds hang around vaitink for a handout! Isaac yell at hem ghut, und give de glass ddoor a ghut slappink, even dough de staff say dis not polite. Dis kitty look pretty vell cared for, so perhaps he not homeless--but de staff go und feed him anyvay! Isaac's Fancy Feast to boot!! Honestly, ef she feed hem Isaac's baby food, vell, lets just say de staff betta not leave her shoes unattended!!
Und Isaac have plenty of ammo to destroy a pair of shoes. Jes...et seem dat Isaac leaky nearly non-stop now. Isaac not even know ven he tinkle. Ven Isaac get up from hez afternoon nap, Isaac's favorite blankie soaked wit tinkle. Ef dat not bad enough, Isaac's touchas all vet und stinky. De staff not vant to give Isaac a bath cuz she afraid Isaac get too chilled. So she do de best she can wit de varm vashrag. Den Isaac go back to nappink. Isaac bean nappink a lot, und only vake up to demand a meal deze days. Speakink of vitch...*yawn*....Isaac need hez beauty rest.
Kee-sees friends,
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