Mews by Tina

WHO is on cat-nip?????

Alright...that crazy old coot I live with is at it again!! He has now decided to start his own diary because, as he puts it, I am "spreading rumors in my cat-nip induced stupors." Ahem.....if anyone is on drugs around here it is CLEARLY Isaac!! The thing about him peeing on my tail? TRUTH!! Mom is my witness! Not only did she see it, but she had to help me clean myself up!! And, may I add....who in God's name bites human's butts WHILE they are using the toilet, unless they are IMPAIRED??? Talk about bizarre!

Frankly, I think he is just ticked off 'cuz he still hasn't found his make-up or boas that I hid after the pee-pee on the tail incident. But, if he would care to start a literary war, so be it!!! His pen pales in comparison to mine because, as all us girls know, girls rule in the war of words. He just THINKS he's a girl, that doesn't count. MMMOOOLLLLLL!!!!

Ciao for now!
Luv,
Tina