Olive's Pit

Why does everyone pick on me?

I know it must be some kind of crazy holiday for the humans, because there are things showing up in the house. Last time this happened, they put up a tree with dangly things, and then yelled at me and squirted me with the water bottle whenever I tried to play with it. Well, now, both of my aunties got flowers, but I'm not allowed to sniff them or chew on them, which is so not fair. Because they leave them up on the counter. I know, I know, I'm not allowed on the counter, but they make it even MORE tempting! It's so tough to be a kitten!