My last entry in this diary.....

I had to go today. My meowmy and Nana had to make the horrible decision of giving me up. They tried to make me stop peeing in the basement but I just wouldn't listen. They even tried to get me to be an outside cat again. I have been indoors and such a couch potato for so long I didn't want to be outside. So to all my furrriends out there that are still with their meowmies and furmily. DON'T TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED.

Please remember me. I am going to the rainbow bridge to be with the rest of our furmilies on the other side.

Purrs and headbonks,

Screwy the screwball.

Update on the dog situation.....

Hey there all my furry furrriends. Just wanted to let you all know how it is going now that we have a dog in the furmily.
I guess she is ok now I know I said I would never ever accept her but as long as she doesn't chase me and want me to play with her I guess she can stay. Plus meowmy hasn't furgotten about me. She still feeds me first in the morning and cuddles me and scratches my chops when I want her too. She always wakes right up even at 2am to cuddle with me and doesn't get mad. Oh yeah where I lived before was so much the city there were never these things that people call bugs in my old house. Now that this is kinda the country we have all sorts of things that fly around the house and it is like a constant game of chase...... Oh there is a moth now I gotta go meow at you all later.
Love
Screwy

I Hate THE COLD

Hey all my meowmy is home with me for 2 whole days. If you haven't noticed that I haven't been around for a while then I guess you really aren't my furriend. Thanks for all the little hello's during my loneliness Margo. I am just kidding about the furriend part we all get busy. So meowmy has a lot of help now at work. At the end of October the manager who was a dirtbag just didn't ever show up again. The only other girl who worked there was all the way across the country in Oregon for 10 whole days. She couldn't just come back right away either so meowmy worked and worked and worked for like 12 days straight for like 12 hours a day. Gone from 6am til sometimes 8 or 9 at night almost effurry day. Boy was I lonely. I mean she left Animal Planet on for me of course but it just wasn't the same as talking to you guys or cuddling with meowmy and daddy. SO Petco finally found a couple of people that have a clue and know how to take care of dogs and cats in the grooming salon. So meowmy is home with me today...
The kitties that I was always talking about.. Two of the girls that had had all those babies have found homes. One day they just stopped coming for breakfast and meowmy found out that it was a good thing and not that they got hit by a car or anything, they have found furever homes. They aren't too far away so we know how they are all the time. There are still 3 kitties that are wild wild wild and they show up efffurry morning on the porch for breakfast and their daddy comes with them. Limpy my arch nemesis. Remember meowmy tried to let him come in the house one day and he beat me up? Well no love lost he didn't know any better and now meowmy has her outside kitties and me her fat and happy and warm inside kitty. Meowmy and daddy are gonna build a cathouse for them for the winter. We have tried to contact people about getting them into a shelter but because they are feral the people said they would be put down.... They are happy outside just cold so we are gonna try to help them by building a little shack with some insulation to keep the babies warm..... No one not even daddy can pat them except meowmy. Can you imagine what life would be like without ever being patted or having your chops scratched?
Well gotta go meowmy bought me a fountain that circulates the water and it is sooo soooooooo cool I am also gonna put on my Santa hat and get some Christmas photos
Oh yeah meowmy gave me my 1st bath and I HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost bit her because I was sooo mad that she did that to me I will have to show you all what I look like so stay tuned to my page for new hot pics of ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS and
Happy Holidays

LOVE SCREWY

To all my furrriends why I haven't been around lately......

Sorry to all of you kitties that I have neglected. Margo, Libby, Areyel, FDB, Athena, Loki(I haven't furgot you), Harley Dude, and effurrryone else I furgot to mention,
My meowmy works at PETCO as you all know in the Grooming Salon, well one girl went on vacation. Then the other girl that worked there the manager who was a poop head just didn't show up over the weekend, so meowmy is the only one that is there to keep the store open so even I am not seeing her that much. She is working about 10 to 12 hours a day so when she gets home she is really really tired and doesn't have time to sit and talk on Catster. So bear with me and know that I furrrever love all of you and will be back sooner than you think.
Choose PETCO over Pestsmart(ha ha) if you can PETCO has much nicer things. It is the store where the pets go.
Sorry Meowmy and her shameless plug of the store.

Later all
Screwy
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

To the Anonymous Cat out there!!!

The INDIANS smell like my dirty litter box and I hope that they lose. REDSOX NATION RULES!!!!! You know the REDSOX years ago were called the Pilgrims and the Pilgrims SLAYED THE INDIANS

The summer is OVER!!!

Woweewow. I didn't realize how long it had been since I wrote an entry. Meowmy has been so busy at work and she hasn't had time to sit down and write something for me. So meowmy had to stop feeding the outside kitties for a while because the guy upstairs is a poopface. He says the kitties use his side yard as a litter box when they don't. They use everywhere as a litter box. So meowmy and daddy have been getting up in the morning extra early before the sun and anyone else gets up to go out and feed them. There is that one guy Limpy the one who doesn't like other male kitties, he's still out there and he is ok I guess, I don't want to really know anything about him because we don't like each other. Then meowmy says that there are two calico kitties. They must be girls because they are still hanging out everyday. There is Harley, named for the Orange and Black factor. Then there is Skye, Meowmy named her that because she has really blue blue eyes light like the sky. Now neither one of them would go up to people before my pawrents started feeding them and now Skye who was the scaredest one let Meowmy pick her up and cuddle her this morning. Meowmy and daddy want to keep one of them but Harley already has babies somewhere and we don't want to have them die. Skye is already pregnant because you can tell the males got to her neck. Sheesh, they are really busy outside there you know. I don't miss being outside all the time. Meowmy is gonna get some pictures of them and put them up on my site soon so you all can see them.
Oh yeah I think they are gonna figure out a way to get them shelter for the winter, either build one in the yard (because it is an empty parking lot) or hopefully find a NO KILL shelter that will come and get them.
Since this is supposed to be about me too, I have been fine and everything is dandy if anycat was wondering. TA TA for now give you an update soon

Screwy

The new kittens in the neighborhood.....

So the other morning my meowmy and daddy were outside near daddy's tools that are out in the back yard, and they knew that there has been a mama cat around because meowmy feeds the strays every morning without fail. She is such a good meowmy. It doesn't matter if there are 10 cats outside the door in the morning she is gonna feed every single one of them. So meowmy was looking around the yard because one of the cats that shows up for breakfast every morning has milk and she is really swollen. So we knew that there were kittens somewhere but didn't know where. We happened to come across 4 little kittens. There is Tux who is a black and white tuxedo kitten, then there is Calli a little calico girl, and lastly there are 2 orange and white kittens and I swear if still had my manhood they would be my babies. They look just like me I swear they do.
So meowmy's new mission is to catch all the kittens and send them to a place called "Habitat For Cats" . They are a kitty shelter and they are gonna take really good care of those babies.
Also meowmy has been talking about giving me a BATH!!!!!!! I so don't think she is going to do that to me. I wonder how many kitties on Catster get baths? I think I am going to post that question on Catster forums just to see how many cats let their meowmies do that them.
I will see you all later.
I am in a contest and all my furrriends from the Furry Federation are helping me to win that contest. I am in the lead as of this moment and pretty far ahead. This contest runs the whole month of August so if you are reading this and feel like helping me stay in the lead here is the link

http://pets-place.net/FreeCatContest.html

Thanks to everyone who reads these diary entries they are so fun to write.

UH OH I think someone is gonna invade my space here.....

So not too much has been happening lately. Meowmy bought me a new litter box yesterday. It is so big. I am not a little kitty you know. It is blue and has a white rim on the top so I can't dig the litter out of the box because I like to get the litter on the floor (he he he) I can be a stinker sometimes. She also bought a cool colored mat to go under it so it catches the litter on my feet and stays there not on the floor. She always thinks things through.

So the invasion is there are some stray kitties outside and meowmy has been feeding them. I see them effurry morning when meowmy gets up after she feeds me and makes the coffee for her and daddy she makes the 3 other kitties a mix of wet and dry food so they all have a hearty breakfast. Meowmy called the local Animal Control and they told her that they would put the male kitty right to sleep because he limps. We think he got hit last year by a car and it just never healef the right way. That is no reason to make him sleep furever. So I think meowmy is gonna save up some cash and take the limpy cat to the vet to see if he is ok to let in the house. She has some of those icky cages that she puts me in when we go to the vet outside on the porch. I think those are for the other kitties. Meowmy is very worried about the pregnant kitty. She looks like she is ready to pop. She still is a baby kitty. I think she is only like 6 months old, meowmy named her Cookie because she is black and white like an Oreo. So I think meowmy is gonna try to catch her at least today because the Animal Control lady came by with the carriers. We think the other cat who already had her babies are still around and the kittens are just hidden really really well.

I will write an entry in a couple days (Saturday) to let you all know what happened. Hopefully efffurrry kitty will be happy even me. I don't want Cookie to have her kitten outside here.
I will talk to you all later.....
Screwy

WOWWEEEE WOWW!!

I just have to let all you cats know how cat-tastic my meowmy is....
Most of you all know that she now works at PETCO in the grooming department. I don't like that she comes home efffury day smelling like the enemy, DOGS!!! but to make up for that she brings me home a purrresent effurryday. They just keep getting better and better. Have any of you ever played with a "CatDancer"? I don't even know how to describe it, it looks like a few pieces of brown paper bag paper twisted up and attached to the end of a really really long thin wire. It bounces around and it is just so cool.
Also the other day my meowmy talked to one of the local kitty shelters because they come to her work 2 times a month. They told her she should be a foster meowmy for some kittens. HMMMPH I don't know about that one I don't think she is gonna put me out like that but who knows maybe she will end up with some cool relaxed kitties that won't invade all of my purrrsonal space. We'll see what happens with that one.
Oh yeah here is my new way for me to get the most attention from my meowmy. When meowmy is on the computer she doesn't really pay me any mind so I go into the computer room and meow and purr and rub against her legs so she will pat me. Sometimes I even jump up on her lap and sit there for a while. That makes it hard for her to type. So she ends up (most of the time) having to get up and give me treats but when she gets up I immediately jump pnto the chair she sits in and curl up in a ball so when she goes to sit down she can't because she will squash me. So that makes her usually give up and come back out of the room and sit with me and watch Animal Planet. That is my favorite favorite channel.
Tell your meowmies to buy you all the catdancer and it is the best 2.99 that she will ever spend. YOU CATS ARE GONNA LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Later all,
Screwy the screwball

The aftermath of the Big Fall..........

So it has been a little over a week now since I went flying out the kitchen window at 230 am and efffurrything is pretty much back to normal. Meowmy wouldn't open the windows more than 4 inches all day and night but at least now she is opening them wider when she is home, and Nana comes over when meowmy is gone and opens them for me too. :) I can hear meowmy on the phone with her "I hope those windows aren't open too wide, you know what happened to my baby". Nana says ok but doesn't close them she knows I love the air from the window.
Meowmy has been working a lot too. She is now working at PETCO because there is a new one opening in the town near us. She loves it there and I love that she loves it there because she is gonna buy me lots and lots of stuff, toys, food, catnip, the list goes on and on. I can't wait for her to go tomorrow they are gonna be open.
WOO HOO!!!!!!!!
Now if I could just get her to open the windows wider in the middle of the night. It would all be tuna and chicken. (those are my two favorite foods in the whole world.)
Hope someone enjoyed this
Meow at you all later