Panther Dreamz

T13 - Thirteen reasons to give me treats

13. I am cute and I am cuddly.
12. I do not smell as bad as the dog.
11. I wake you up in morning so you will get to work on time.
10. I kneed you when you not feel good and I kneed you when you do.
9. I am better than reality TV because I do not have commercial breaks.
8. Anything you feed me will not make you fat.
7. I will not break down on Daniels Parkway and leave your stranded for hour until triple-A gets there.
6. You will spend less on me in my lifetime than you will spend on your kids in one year.
5. I am honest, trustworthy and loyal.
4. I wil protect you from anything that is not bigger than I am, and sometimes from things that are bigger than I am.
3. I did not poop on the carpet.
2. I will always listen when you want to talk.
1. I may not like those toys you buy me, but nothing says "I love you" more than a treat.