Panther Dreamz

Mighty Huntress (& more)

I was going crazy Saturday night. I zipped all over the house and suddenly discovered play cubes bean brought me days ago, I jumped all through them then I went like a cheeta -- zoom -- under the sink in the cabinet, in one side and out the other. I made like a Nascar in a race across the top fo the couch and flew off the end of the sofa and nearly jumped all the way from there into the bedroom onto the bed but didn't quite make it. Then I come running back through the house, swifter than Barbaro in Kentucky Derby, use the top of my litter box to launch myself onto the kitchen counter and then up from there to the hood over the stove then across the top of the fridge and down onto the breakfast bar...well...

I was excited!

I smelled a ratty! But I knew all that excitement would scare it, so I go to sleep when human does, and curl up next to her on bed. At 2:30 in the morning I get her to let me out of the bedroom, then silent as a shadow, I go hunting.

I have very sharp claws and I'm afraid I made a bit of a mess with this one, so human did not take picture. She did not think it would make nice picture. But I get that ratty. It was quite a battle. Get blood everywhere. Then I lay it out nice and artfully in front of bedroom door so human can have it for breakfast when she get up in the morning.

How rude! She did not eat it. She thank me for it, but she thew away! All that work and she does not want to eat it. Ah well. I do my job and she give me tribute of fish for doing such a good job. Then she clean up blood. Maybe she would have liked better if I had not made such a mess!

Supper

Posted on Pikapet by Diamond on 11 Aug 2007, 4:15 pm

Smelly human jump in tub,
Need to take shower,
Scrub, scrub, Scrub.

Odiferous one, first give me food,
You may feed me in the nude.

Good cat at home need to eat.
Give me tuna and treat, treat, treat.

Now that hungry beast is tame,
You may go to baseball game.

Put on pants and put on shirt,
Don't stay out late and don't get hurt.

When you come home I'll expect the same.
No, my poetry is not lame!

Droolbucket?

Posted on Pikapet by Diamond on 10 Aug 2007, 10:56 am

So, I get up on Bean and I kneeding her...very important to kneed humans, it keeps them health...and she petting my ears and talking to me. And I thinking about all the nice things she do for me and all the treats she give me and I start salavitating all over. Cannot help it.

So she calls me Drooles the Cat and Slobberbucket, which I do not think very nice thing to say to good Cat, take time out of busy day to kneed human to keep her healthy.

She think it funny I get her shirt all wet.

Anyway, I hear her talking to someone about Dog the Bounty Hunter. I think I need to come up with new show, Cat the Bounty Hunter, bring in rats to justice. I think I will star in this and be celebricat. Good idea, right? Trixie and Snarff and Sarah-Dippy can be my posse.

Kittenwar is now a book!

Posted on Pikapet by Diamond on 07 Aug 2007, 03:46 pm

Oh...I see this on Kittenmaster Blog! Kittenwar is now a book!

This what amazon.com say about it:

“Kittenwar.com, the massively popular Web site that pits two photographs of adorable kittens side by side and asks the viewer to vote for a winner, has entered a new battlefield: the book. This action-packed adventure has something for every kittenwarmonger, whether a grizzled veteran or a fresh-faced recruit: more than 100 claws-to-the-walls kittenwars; expert battle analysis by the creators of kittenwar.com; a super-accurate Kittenological Personality Tester, the most comprehensive survey into cat naming ever undertaken; a guide to getting maximum cuteness from your kitten; a history of kittens in wartime and other times of great danger; and more. Filled with ridiculously cute kittens and cleverly funny text, no one can resist this call to paws. May the cutest kitten win!”

I cannot wait until human get home so I can get plastic and order Kittenwar the book. I must have it. I cannot wait....

And if you have never been to kittenwar.com, you must go check it out RIGHT NOW!!!!

Cutest thing ever. Cuter then daily puppy. It's a cute as....well....KITTENS!!!!

Dog Days

Posted on Pikapet by Diamond on 06 Aug 2007

It has been very hot this weekend, and even with air machine it is still hot in house. Even Bean has been taking catnaps through hotest part of the day.

Bean buy me playcubes from SportPet, but it too hot to play in them. Maybe I will check them out today, but so far, I was more interested in exploring under the kitchen sink. It is cool there with the waterpipes.

When I come out I have cobwebs all over me. I think they look nice. Bean not agree. Oh well.

She try to tease me, tell me Friday was cat night at baseball game and they are giving away free kittens at the gate. I knew they were not, she so silly. It was CAP night not Cat night. She think I can't read program.

Under the sink is one of my patrol areas. Sometime rats come in where the pipes are, so I have to check that area, make sure they do not come in my house. I also find a lot of bugs that come in that way too. It old house and pipes are not sealed in the foundation like with new homes. And they drain into stormwater system and that where the rats live. Sometimes when I am outside I will go down into part of the stormwater system see what I can find. i cannot go too far in though because I too big.

I hope you, all my furrriends, are keeping cool during these hot days of August.