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 Photo Comments Age: 41 Years Sex: Male
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Leave a treat for Garfield D. Humperknickles
Nicknames:
As a feline of great stature, I have been knighted by Queen of glorious England, so you may refer to me as Sir Garfield D. Humperknickles if you please.
Kitty Complexion:
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Quick Bio:
Coloration:
Black and White
Likes:
Stocks, Bonds, International Trade, Philanthropy, Fine wine
Pet-Peeves:
Peasants, Taxes
Favorite Toy:
I am far too sophisticated for children's things, I would rather smoke a handcrafted Cuban cigar.
Favorite Nap Spot:
On the arm of the most finely furnished recliner you will ever see.
Favorite Food:
Catviar. It is caviar and catnip. You wouldn't know it, you can't afford it.
Skills:
I own more land than your eyes will ever set on, acknowledge that as a skill.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
I have no guardian, I am Garfield D. Humperknickles. I have accomplished more than the majority of the human population on my own, and without opposable thumbs. I need no keeper. I run this internet interest profile myself. Although, to be fair, my negro houseboy Darrel ghostwrites for me, as I am far too important to waste my energy clicking away at the typewriter.
Forums Motto:
The meek shall inherit nothing, fools.
The Groups I'm In:
Blue Bloods, Dogs be damned!
The Last Forum I Posted In:
Blue Bloods? Poppycock!
I've Been On Catster Since:
| February 6th 2007 |
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More than 5 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
474149
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