Cat profile for Garfield D. Humperknickles, a male



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Photo of Garfield D. Humperknickles, a male

Home:NH

Age: 38 Years Sex: Male

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Nicknames:
As a feline of great stature, I have been knighted by Queen of glorious England, so you may refer to me as Sir Garfield D. Humperknickles if you please.

Kitty Complexion:

Activeness

sleepy		very active

Intelligence

silly		genius

Curiosity

not curious		very curious

Friendliness

timid		affectionate

Vocal

not vocal		very vocal

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Coloration:
Black and White

Likes:
Stocks, Bonds, International Trade, Philanthropy, Fine wine

Pet-Peeves:
Peasants, Taxes

Favorite Toy:
I am far too sophisticated for children's things, I would rather smoke a handcrafted Cuban cigar.

Favorite Nap Spot:
On the arm of the most finely furnished recliner you will ever see.

Favorite Food:
Catviar. It is caviar and catnip. You wouldn't know it, you can't afford it.

Skills:
I own more land than your eyes will ever set on, acknowledge that as a skill.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
I have no guardian, I am Garfield D. Humperknickles. I have accomplished more than the majority of the human population on my own, and without opposable thumbs. I need no keeper. I run this internet interest profile myself. Although, to be fair, my negro houseboy Darrel ghostwrites for me, as I am far too important to waste my energy clicking away at the typewriter.

Forums Motto:
The meek shall inherit nothing, fools.

The Groups I'm In:
Blue Bloods, Dogs be damned!

The Last Forum I Posted In:
Blue Bloods? Poppycock!

I've Been On Catster Since:

February 6th 2007