Sometimes you can hold me upsidedown like a baby...I mean..

If it is very quiet ...you can pick me up and cradle me like a baby. If you hold me really close and secure I might purrr.
for a little bit
..until
Huh? (*big eyes*)
WHO-TH-!!??
WhAT? HUH?!!!---
I MUST TURN ALL TWENTYSEVEN TOENAILS ON YOU AND LAAAAAAAAUUUNCH MYSELF>-------
PEOW-PEOW-PEOW!
-HIT
-ALL
-CORNERS
-OF
-ROOM
-AND
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AAAH! LOOK-Ou-..RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!>---------------

Hi. Mrow.
I'm Baby Vega. *(sniff snif)*
I have ballerina feet.
:-O !! Did you hear something?
.....OMG AAAAH!!!
RUN AWAY!!