A Message to the Ladies....

The way to a real man's heart is definitely through his STOMACH!

MOM! Get The Hint!!! I can eat a whole lot more.

With Masculinity,

Vladimir

My Mother can Get on My Nerves!!!

Ok..So I am sleeping and I assume she is but her human son crawls in bed. With dad and my cat sister natasha in there and all. Blaming the crowded conditions on me she gives my haunches a little shove. Thanks to be so gifted in largness the earths gravitational pull was in my favor. I gave her a little growl as she is giving me these weak and ineffectual nudges. Then in her fit of annoyance she gathers up these wonder woman or that bionic chick like powers and she lifts me up over her to put me on daddies side but I refused to go. You see, I was holding on to my spot of the bed on her side by ONE CLAW. She gave up. VLADIMIR WINS AGAIN!

Thanks for reading,

Vladimir

Message To The Cat Intruder I Fought!

Are you an assassin?

DID YOU SAY YES?

NO YOUR NOT!

YOUR JUST A ERRAND BOY SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL!!!!

A Public Apology From the real Culprit!

I did it! I scratched and bit my human brother on his birthday! I do know better. I was feeling very much under the weather and that kid can get on my nerves.

I AM SORRY

I CAN BE A JERK

VLADIMIR

Update! I went to the vet and I have a nasty abcess on my head hence the grumpiness. Yes, everyone. That was from a cat bite. Not to worry. I am updated on my rabies shots.

Not happy!

I came in last night and my parents found a scab on my head and lip. I haven't been feeling good enough to be petted so I growl. I slept in between the two all night. My parents think I got into a fight and I am starting to feel my age. She is going to take me to the vet if I don't feel any better today. I have a message for two cats out there:

Young brown tabby: If your going to steal from my nip garden, make sure I am not out there!!!

Rat Back: ( ruthless feral with a chunk of fur on his back that flaps in the wind like there is a rat attached) GET OFF MY PROPERTY! YOU HAVE TORN HOLES IN A LOT OF NEIGHBORHOOD CATS! BEAT IT OR ELSE!

Later,

Vladimir

Tough Guys Need Some Recognition on Catster!

Its nice to see those fluffy wuffy kitties as cat of the week on catster, but what about cats like us? Cool, tough hunters! Geesh, we have been ridding diseased infested vermin for humans for thousands of years! We have been put on ships to kill rats for Columbus and many other explorers and travelers. We have adapted to many habitats in very harsh climates. Our gracefulness and true survival instincts are unmatched by any other animal..except maybe the roach. Not so graceful are those things. Yet, something else a cat can survive on. Well, thats all guys, we need to give a holler out for those tough guys!

love,

Vladimir

Here we go everyone!

I have been tagged by:
Socks
Shwizz
Cookie
Aireanna




The Rules!!

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

1 ) Great hunter! eats victems
2) voluntarily slept outside in a blizzard (likes cold weather)
3) has huge paws
4) Eats his whole portion of canned food at mealtime and than whatever the other cats leave in their bowls.
5)Once jumped out of a window ten feet to the ground during the tom cat years.
6)Doesn't mind being snuggled every now and again.
7) Protective of sister Natasha.

Life as a King

I completly control this house! I get let out all hours of the night and I dont mind the snow! Sebastian and Natasha will get into fights, I have to break it up of course! I love to hunt, but its winter time so I have only gotten the occasional fat mouse or a squirrell that sneaks food out of our outside trash. I enjoy dinnertime! I eat my bowl of wet food and then I eat whatever sebastian and natasha dont eat. Right now I have just been napping and dreaming of spring time...ahhh...bunnies hopping!....birds landing in the grass..chipmunks trying to climb a tree to avoid me..but they are really bad at climbing...moles popping their sniveling faces out of their holes... uh... pardon me I think I will take another nap!