May 12th 2013 2:26 pm
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Woozle, my darling- I've been so busy and happy up here on the Cat Planet, I haven't paid much attention to your lives on earth!! I see you Gita has gotten you a friend (about a year ago last Xmas)! Do you like him? I can see that he's very attractive, in a goofy, floofy sort of way- not elegant, like I was, and definitely not suave like me. So the tables have been turned- you pestered me, and now Swiffer pesters you!!!
I hope you appreciate each other, though. Look- I see him splayed on the quilt right now, and you resting on Gita's filthy sweater. Good!!!
I miss you all!
September 19th 2012 1:43 pm
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AARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!! Thanks, fellow pirates, for remembering me up here on the Cat Planet!!! I've been up here for more than a year now, and I'm so happy!! I get to eat whenever and whatever I want, and run around in the grass and lie in the sun, and look down on the people and see that they miss me every daY!!! I see that Woozle the pest has a new companion cat, who drives her crazy the same way she bugged me, but I can also see that she's tolerating him, which, in Woozle language means she likes him. They don't cuddle the way we did, but he does lick her head, which is very sweet.
I hope all you cats down there are happy, too!!!
December 20th 2010 8:08 am
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Thank you to everyone who has sent us messages of consolation. Also, thank you to CATSTER for making me a DOD!!!!
Let me tell you a little of what's happened. I went to sleep, with my banana, and it was the most delicious sleep ever, because I didn't have to have one eye half open for predators, victims, etc. I floated through some soft, fuzzy clouds and everything around me was in the most amazing colors that I couldn't appreciate when I was on Urth. As soon as I got to the CAT PLANET, I saw Ruff, and she looks pretty good- maybe she took off a few pounds. and her nose isn't running. Hi, Ruff!!!! So I'm all excited, but then some cat in a white coat says I have to fill out some forms for my intake interview with the GREAT COOKIE PUSS.
They're just conventional forms, like: Have you ever had measles, mumps, chicken pox, blurry vision, difficulty breathing, intestinal problems, scrofula, dropsy,allergies, psychiatric problems, dizziness, consumption- you know. And for the "Have you ever had surgery- if so, explain" part, I had to write "neutered", but the nurse said don't be embarrassed, because it saved me a lot of aggravation in later life. And for "Have you ever been hospitalized?", I had to put that yes, I was hospitalized for vomiting and explosive diarrhea when Woozle moved in.
Brother! Anyway, I guess I'll be seeing the Cat Planet queen soon, for placement. Meanwhile, there's so much tissue paper, and so many cardboard boxes, and so much catnip that I'm pleasantly high all the time.
So please stop crying, Gita! I'm really, really good- and I'm shiny and my teeth are white and everything! Little Woozle, you have a lot of responsibility now, so don't be a pest, and take care of the people who love you! I know you've never been alone a single day in your entire life, but you'll enjoy the privacy, and I happen to know that as soon as you get used to your Only Cat status, they'll rescue a "companion" for you . So take advantage of this time!
I love you all very, very much!!!!
More updates to come!