The Day in The Life of a Fluffy Feline

Well, here I am on the kitchen counter, waiting. Mommie says i need to get the fur under my tail cut... How embarassing. At least she told me I'll get a treat if I'm good.
I wasn't good. It was a mass of flying fur and claws. OOPS! I hid, in the only place mommie can't reach me... Under the couch. I sat there for a while, well at least until I smelled CHICKEN CACHATORY! I carefully crept out and leapt at mommie.
What next you think. Well I ran with the chicken, I could taste all the chickeny goodness. My best friend Hambone ran with me. I gave him a nod of thanks through the savory chicken smell. We took it all the way upstairs on top of a high dresser. I heard mommie coming... She didn't sound happy, At all. The only thought going through my head was" This is even worse than the time I helped take the christmas Tree down 3 days early."
Hambone and I took some hurried bites as I was whisked away along with the chicken. Mommie had me scruffed, I could hardly move, I felt so...so...so helpless! I realized mommie had the scissors out again. I cried out as mommie took the first snip...Hambone came running toward the door and scratched at it. This did nothing. mommie cut my fur and released me.
I walked out defeated, but the next day, I got to eat mommies meatloaf... whether she wanted me to or not! TO BE CONTINUED...

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Yea its going to be my first birthday!!!!!! Mommy is throwing a huge party. It;s on the 18th and I can't wait... I will be on catster to celebrate my party!!

My first days

Wow this place is big and everyone is nice to me...except Missy( You can see Missy here on Catster:) ) And Hambone and Girl even play with me ( find Hambone and Girl on catster) I just figured out under beds and the couch are good hiding places when Missy is around. My owner is making a story about me and my friends. But it's wayyyyyyyyyy to long to put here in my diary. On wednesday I have to go to the vet. I'll be lonely but my owners will pick me up the same night after leaving me to get spayed. Just a little while ago I saw my owners taking down the christmas tree I was thinking , Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, please don't fall down on me. I love watching TV it is so entertaining! My owner just realised the stuffed animal clothes she has will fit me. Thats not good. Oh no she saw me. Before she catches me I gotta go in one of my hiding spots. Gotta go Bye.