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I am The Pipster

HAPPY Birthday to MEEEEEEEEeeeeoooooowwwww

It's my Birthday. I wonder what I'm getting from everybody. I'm sooooo excited. I'm laying on my favorite pillow on Mommy and Daddy's pillows waiting.....waiting.....Oh I hear the door...Vroooom
Well...Mom is home and nothin doin. No presents. I gave her the look like...."Do you KNOW what day it is deary?" I guess not. Sigh. Perhaps Dad will remember. Back up stairs to Daddy's pillah. Darn I wish I hadn't had that hairball yesterday.
Well...Dad came home on his bike, and he petted me and gave me cookies, but no presents...Not even some nip. Sigh. I REALLY wish I could barf up a lung or something right now.
Hey...At least I may have some type of gift this weekend. Peace and Quiet. They are going away for the weekend. They leave me plenty of food and water and lots of Kat Kookies...Yummy. I guess I still love them. Ummmm, Yah I do. Meow. I miss them. Sunday is not far off.
Wait...The phone is ringing. I'm watchin the Big Cats Show on the Discover Channel...Darn it...Hey it's Mommy & Daddy singing Happy Birthday to me. If I were human I would cry. I do love them so. Nighty night.

Auntie Shelley

Meow Meow. My Auntie Shelley went in to some big building that has lots of those tall people in white coats that like to poke and prod you to make you betterer. She needs some fixin for her back. My Dad tells me she needs to sleep while they do the back fixin. I know when I go to the white coat people they put me on this cold metal table....Oooo I hate that. It feels like my legs and tail want to crawl up inside my body. Why can't they heat that table, I would be so much more relaxed. I hope she doesn't get the ice cold table...brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Maybe they gave her some Nip to relax her. Hope you feel betterer Auntie. I'm sure Scooter and Cricket miss you terribly, and are taking naps in your honor. I'm laying on my cozy heater after thinking of that cold metal table...Brrrrrrrrrrr....Luv you Auntie. You'll be leaping from chair to couch to counters, and cooking delicious yum yums in no time. XX OO Meow Meow.

Cat Diary for the Day

Woah....I was one of today's featured diaries on Catster. Woah. I was honored and I slept right through it. Darn it. I didn't even see it. Just a minute. I'll be right back.
Meow Meeeeow Meeeeowwww. Mmmph Mmmmph Mmmmmph BLAP.
Okay I'm back. I just had to go tell my servants that I was very upset that they didn't tell me about this honor till much much later. Thank you Catster for noticing me...As for my servants...Enjoy the cleanup.