August 5th 2007 7:13 pm
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On Sunday Cletis ran into the Bunker to Tell Ringo that Wilson followed him into the Dream House while he was making his security rounds and got lock in when Ringo locked the door and left. Wilson panicked, jumped through a window and broke it and took off on his bike when the girls came in a found him and demanded that he kiss them or they wouldn't let him out.
When Stinky Pete got to the Bunker on Monday and found out what happened to Wilson he suggested that we make a safe room for Wilson to hide in, but we figured that as hyper as Wilson is he wouldn't stay in a safe room anyway. We decided that the only thing left that would appease the girls was to fix it window for them. Now the problem with that is we had to get the window from Home Depot to the Dream House and all we had was Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba's little wagon.
While we were discussing how to get the window to the Dream House Cletis got a phone call saying that Tater's house was on fire!! It was real scarey and we were real worried but Tater and his mom and dad got out safely. Here is the breaking news story:
Apartment Fire
July 30, 2007 - 11:47PM
KALAMAZOO (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – A huge fire has engulfed the Ravine Apartments on the corner of Ravine Road and Drake.
The call came around 10:30p.m. Monday night. The main building that is burning has 40 apartments.
Six fire departments are on the scene now trying to put out the blaze.
July 31, 2007
Well Tater and his family are staying with some friends for now and Wilson is still missing! We figured we better get that window fixed so the girls settle down and Wilson can come out of hiding. Sweet Cherry brought us a new window and fixed up the damage that Wilson did on the inside of the Dream House it seemed like everything was going to get back to normal, that is if there is a normal with Wilson around.
July 30th 2007 4:09 pm
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Since we've been having so much trouble keeping the girls out of the bunker we came up with a plan. We have a shed on the other side of our yard from the bunker, so we decided to clean it out and fix it up for the girls. And now they will have their own place to hide out and not stink up the bunker with their perfume and they won't be kissing on us all the time either.
We all gathered on Tuesday to start cleaning the shed and get ready to do the remodeling. When we were all done cleaning and everyone went home to rest, Webster made a list of the supplies we needed and who should get them and left it nailed to the wall in the shed for everyone to see.
Wilson was in charge of the money to pay for things because he had the fine money.
Cletis and Tater - Plywood & Sheetrock
Ringo & Webster - Shingles & Tarpaper
Clyde - 2x4's, lots of em
Stinky Pete & Otis Bubba - Nails
Dusty - Flowers from the Garden Center
On Wednesday Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba got their nails and Stinky Pete pulled them over in their wagon. It was a big job for a little pup but he rose to the occasion!
I didn't think about using the wagon so I carried my flowers and plants all the way from Home Depot, boy was I tired when I finally got them to the shed!
Just as Ringo and Webster got there, Wilson, Cletis and Tater pulled up in Tater moms truck with the plywood and sheetrock. After it was all unloaded we were sitting around having a cold Pupsi and waiting for Clyde and the 2x4s we all realized that no one had heard from Clyde all day. So we decided we better go get the 2x4's ourselves. Tater drove Cletis , Wilson , Webster and Ringo back to Home Depots to get them. After they got back we found out that Tater borrowed his mom's truck without asking and Wilson took a piece of gum that he found on the floor of the truck. When we were all done unloading the truck, Tater took the truck right home before his mom could find out it was gone but someone TOLD before he got there! BOY did they get in trouble! Our Mom and Pop lectured Ringo and Webster real good, but didn't ground them because they didn't know until after they rode to Home Depot with the guys. We didn't hear from Wilson, Cletis and Tater all day Thursday so we figured we better do the remodeling the best we could without them. Lucky for us Spuds, Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba showed up to help. We finally got the "Girls Dream House" finished and Cherry painted it for us during the night.
We found out Thursday night that Wilson, Cletis and Tater got grounded until they could replace the gas they used and the piece of gum that Wilson took. Spuds found out and found some good lawyers that would work for bones so we all gathered bones for the bailbonesman. I did chores for mom to earn money to buy gum and Ringo made a deal with Pops for him and Webster to keep the lawn short if he would give them some gas to give to Tater's mom.
Saturday we finally had the gas and gum. We used Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba' s wagon to pull it over to Tater's house. After we got back to the Bunker Tater's mom came over to tell us that Tater was missing!! She said that he took a stick and his bandanna and left a note, "I want a bed, Gramma loves me best!", I guess after Tater got grounded and his mom got a new couch and threw out the old one that Tater slept on, he got mad and ran away! It wasn't long before Wilson, Cletis and Tater showed up at the Bunker. Tater made it to grandma's house and was going to spend the night.
Finally everyone was together at the Bunker again so we decided to fry the steaks that Cherry
brought for us. I got the grill lit while Stinky Pete got the steaks ready. Wilson then surprised us with a gift, a goat to keep that grass short, now Ringo and Webster don't have to graze on it to keep it short!!! What a cool present! Webster gave Wilson a horn for his bike that he found in the garage, so Wilson decided to go take a ride. We all just settled down to enjoy our steaks, when all of a sudden Katie shows up! Webster shared a little of his steak with her because he is sweet on her and just as she was leaving Jezzie shows up!!! Geez, you'd think we'd just spent all the time building the Girls Dream House for the neighborhood rabbits! Well of course we have to give Jezzie some steak too. She does bring us some pretty awesome baked goods you know. Next thing we know here comes Tallulah looking for some steak because she saw Katie and Jezzie with some. After most of the guys went to bed Roxie Doxie showed up looking for steak, so of course we had to give her some, while she was getting her steak, Ringo wrote her a ticket and then Cletis escorted her to the door. While all of this was going on Ringo, Cletis a Wilson were busy issuing tickets and fines! We have to raise money somehow! MOL
July 22nd 2007 7:58 pm
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Saturday night we went fishing in Otis Bubba's new boat, a few of us caught fish, it was great! Stinky and I found out that worms were really tasty but the other guys said we couldn't eat too many because we needed them for bait, after awhile Bruti stopped by to take part in a little fishing, he swam out to the boat so we wouldn't have to pull the anchor and go pick him up.
We were telling jokes, eating the sandwiches that sweet Cherry brought for us when all of a sudden we spotted eyes peeking at us from behind some bushes!, It was Jezzie , she followed Bruti and was spying on us! Wilson and Ringo warned her that Ringo would write her a ticket but she swam out to the boat anyway and tried to bribe Ringo with treats! So he wrote her a ticket with a double fine of $200 because she was trespassing AND tried to bribe an officer. While all of this was going on Stinky was chowing down on the food, boy for being so little he sure can eat. MOL Several of us got kissed by Jezzie but I'm not sure who because of all the commotion.
After Jezzie left we decided to head back to the bunker to make sure no other girls broke in. Just as Otis pulled up the anchor Clyde showed up but decided not to fish so we headed back to the bunker. We cleaned the fish and Stinky started to cook them for us. We were sitting around waiting for the fish to get done when all of a sudden Katie showed up! Ringo wrote her a ticket for trespassing , she kissed Webster several times before she left. Stinky almost forgot the fish and we almost had burned fish, but it was just nice and crispy.
While we were eating our fish Rascal came to hang out with us. Just as we thought we were rid of all the girls we heard giggling and smelled perfume stinking up our bunker, we found Katie and Roxie Doxie hiding in the hallway! It seems they were all getting in by wading into the cave where the water comes in. Ringo wrote a ticket for Roxie Doxie .
After all the girl invasions we decided we needed to all get some sleep and try to figure out how we can make the security better.
July 22nd 2007 6:16 pm
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Saturday night we had a meeting about security. Wilson , Otis Bubba , Ringo , Webster , Stinky Pete , Dusty and Cletis were there, Clyde had stuff he had to do so he came later and Tater couldn't be there. Wilson came up with this plan to ticket and fine any girls that came into the bunker, they would get a $100 fine each time they in snuck into the bunker! It was voted on and we all agreed that it was a good plan. We also decided that we would buy stuff for the bunker with the money we collected. Because Ringo is the Chief of Security he will be writing the tickets with Cletis' help, because he is a police dog, and Wilson will be in charge of collections if they don't pay. The meeting was brought to a close and we all decided it was time to go fishing!
July 8th 2007 8:03 pm
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Friday night we had a pawty at the BOYS ONLY BUNKER. We were having a great time roasting peanut butter marshmallows when all of a sudden a GIRL snuck into our bunker and crashed our pawty! Ringo and I felt real bad because we were in charge of security and were pawtying with the boys instead of watching the door. Sassy surprised us all and tried to kiss on poor Wilson and Webster , they were so embarrassed! Otis Bubba tried to get us to the boat but there was so much commotion that no one knew what to do . Stinky Pete was going to trip Sassy's dad by running between his legs, because Sassy said her dad was going to come after us. MOL We can't have the girls sneaking into our bunker like that, something has to be done!
Update:
Ringo and I came up with a plan and it's almost done now, we put in a big old security door that you can see on Webster's Page with a separate entrance for Wilson so he can run in and out a bazillion times a night because he is so hyper. MOL
July 1st 2007 8:24 pm
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I went to the pawty at the BOYS ONLY BUNKER on Friday night, I helped Tater guard the bunker so no girls could sneak in and so my brofurs Ringo and Webster could pawty with their furends.
It was pretty cool, there are lots of mice and bugs to hunt down there and the boys had Lizard races, although I got a little carried away and ate one before the race was finished, sorry Tucker , but I caught him a nice big fat rat to replace it. MOL
Although Tater and I did our best to keep the girls away, several of the boys still got kisses and some of us got threatened that they would find the bunker and get us too! Lucky for me that none of the girl cats even know where the bunker is!
Today I was out snooping around in moms garden and found a nice ripe dead mouse, I found it just in time too because just then Tater yelled that there was a girl trying to break in by digging in from the back!, well I grabbed that dead mouse and ran to where the girl was and chased her with the dead ripe mouse. I guess she won't be kissing any on the boys for awhile.
You can check out the Bunker pictures on Webster's photo pages .
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