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The Hazy Lazy Cat Days of JJ

Home Alone Again and Again

I must admit I had a cool birthday! But then everyday is cool at my house for a cat. I rule!

Mommy didn't make such a big deal of it since she wasn't even positive it was my birthday cause she adopted me from another family and they adopted me from the shelter and they didn't really know my birthday. Now how can they not really know my birthday when they know their own and they know my dogster sister and brother's birthday? Such a question to ponder in my cat mind!

I also wonder why they always leave me home alone. Not that I like to go in the car or truck or anything like that. I think they should just stay home with me. Mommy won't take me cause all I do is meow meow and meow! How could my sweet voice bother anyone! I'm only singing my own tune!

Mommy always takes Maile Nei and Pepeiao with her and I am left home alone. You know like the move Home Alone! That's me all the time - all the time! Is that cat cruelty I ask you?

If they are going to leave me home they could at least let me outside so I can terrorize my catster friends who I haven't seen since summer. They must miss me!

It is a tad cold outside at night so I don't want to play at night. I think they should let me go outside during the day though! I would only come home with a few little nick and bites. Mommy says no because then I would get an absess and have to go to the Vet. They hate me there too. They know when I am coming.

I have terrorized the Vet staff a few times too! Specially when they decided I should be a blood donor for some catster I didn't even know. Mommy says I helped save a life! I guess that is a good thing.

Well it's time to see what kind of mischief I can get in to since I am a year older and a year wiser so they tell me!

I bet other Catsters would Agree with Me

It's been really cold outside. Like Artic weather what ever that means. So here I am still trying to get outside to visit catster friends. I don't seem to care if it is cold. Mommy says absolutely not. She says I have no manners with other catsters. She says I attack for no good reason. hmmmm that is a matter of my opinion - not hers.

Anyway the closest I can get to out is that mom has been letting me go in the garage. I go there daily - but still forget I can't find my way out from there. So in that case I just creep all over mom's truck leaving my paw prints. They are really cute! I bet she thinks so when she is driving down the street and sees those precious prints in her face.

The biggest problem I see to be having is mommy forgets that she has put me in the garage and leaves me in the cold for hours. This has happened for the past two days and I think it needs to STOP. When she puts me out she should return every ten minutes to see if I would like to return to the warmth of the home. I bet every other catster out there would agree with me.

My New Game

I'm not sure what's up here. The weather is freezing and I feel like I am in the artic - like I know what that is - but I know it is what I hear. I am still trying to find my way out of my assylum. Mom has let me go in the garage more and more and as I want to. That seems to be the closest to out I can get.

I have stopped trying to get out the door when my brother and sister get let out to go potty. They don't even want to go out - but mom is always telling them "go potty". Resistantly my sister goes, but my brother is a little hard head and refuses to go. That only means he is going to poop on his paper and I have to look at it.

I am so very glad I can just use my many litter boxes. I have 3. I wonder why mom thinks I need so many?

When mom lets me go in the garage it gets cold and brrrrr and she let's me back in. I have decided that is a good game to play with mom. "I want out - I want in - I want out" and back in I come. It drives her crazy. She would probably leave me out there but paws she loves me way too much and knows it is cold out there she won't. I have to say I think I have my mom wrapped around my little paws.