Nicknames: Count Cat-cu-la .... blah blah blah! Bed bug, cute as a bug
Likes: My human mom!
Pet-Peeves: Baths and toenail clipping. Not getting my way.
Favorite Toy: My Human mom ... bwahahahaha
Favorite Nap Spot: Mom's pillow
Favorite Food: anything Mom's eating. But she won't let me share her food. She always sets me in front of this cat ... ugh ... food bowl. Cat food SUCKS!
Skills: Tripping mom, stlaking mom, pouncing mom when she sleeps and I try to keep my mom safe! I try and taste her food so if it's bad, I'll get sick and not my mom. But she doesn't seem to understand my motives and refuses to let me taste her food!
Arrival Story: My human father found me when I was born. I was the only living kitty and I still had my umbilical cord. My mom immidieatly ran out and got some formula for me. She bottle fed me till it was time to get away from the bottle and move on to big kitty food. I have a problem with that. I'm not a cat, can't she see that, I'm a human! I'm just smaller and furrier and I walk on all 4's. But since I wasn't raised by a cat, Mom says I'm confused. She tries to teach me all I need to know about being a cat. I love her so much I follow her everywhere, except the shower! I refuse to go there. When she opens a cabinet/door I rush in first to scare out all boogymen that may be hiding in there. I don't know why Mom shoots me dirty looks for this!
Bio: do to my inability to to keep off counters and out of people's food ... I have been put outdoors! WAHHHHH ... but all the GOOD stuff is one the counters ... doesn't mommy realize I'm just testing her food to keep her safe