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Sasha: Cutest cat ever. (my opinion)

I did not do it!!!!

**points at Dylan** He did it mom! (In response to mom finding the small cat condo knocked over). Mom, Dylan was running all over the house like crazy. He jumped on it and it fell over. I was way over here by the TV. I just now got up to see what happened. I know, I am always at the scene of a crime, but this time I truly am innocent. I was asleep. **Dylan now laying on couch, pretending to be asleep** I don't know why Chasie is crying. Maybe Dylan scared her. **takes Chasie into bedroom** I am sorry mom, but you need to go talk to Dylan about this one. **rubs face against legs**


Purrs,
Sasha.

Wow, that was weird.....

I was going to write my diary entry. I got lost in thought as I was listening to the music on my page. Hmmm, what was I going to meow about? I hate it when this happens. **claps paws** I remember now!

I was able to wedge myself into mom's purse today. It was fun. Then I climbed out and was being nosy. Missy saw me sticking my paws into mom's purse and rushed over. She started sticking her paws in there too! We were able to get mom's wallet out. Then, we were nosing around. You know how right before you get busted everything gets really quiet....well that's what happened. I looked up and mom was standing there watching us. She was not laughing. I nudged Missy and she looked up at mom. We dropped everything and ran. Mom picked up her semi-ransacked purse and put her wallet back inside. She just shook her head and took her purse into the bedroom. Missy and I were giggling. We did not get in trouble. We never do. We get away with anything.** Slaps paws with Missy.** We rock!!!!

Purrs,
Sasha.

My boyfurriend, Ivan is just too funny......

I have been kicking back under the couch with Eva, Ravie and sometimes, Chasie. It is cool under there. And crazy Dylan can't get under there. So Ivan tried to lure me out with a hot dog. Well, I can't turn down a hot dog, so of course I came out. Then, he said that it would be really funny if I erased Paisan's whiteboard with my butt. Now, before you think bad of Ivan, I must explain. I have a talented butt. I can play back and erase phone messages, and can open most of the numbers on the safe just for starters...so Ivan thought since my butt is so talented I should use it to erase the white board. I must admit, I did consider it but then I realized that with Emma at the bridge, I am the smallest kitty here. Even Ravie outgrew me. So....since Paisan is a giant I felt it was in the best interest of my health not to erase the white board...at least until I can have an alibi.
Hmmm, I wonder if erasing it with the tip of my tail counts....I will need to check on that.

Sasha