April 3rd 2009 9:05 am
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Dear Drama Queens that I live with, used to live with or never lived with.

*Ahem* Sweets, Taag, Winnie *Ahem*

Now what do you think?
... My studly striped fur, my hypnotic, intimidating stare. What can you say?
N-o-t-h-i-n-g
Just know, that I am WATCHING you!

Take 10 deep breaths and imagine all your tension slowly sliding down your paws through to the floor beneath you.
But you are starting to feel sleepy now, yes? Growing soooo sleepy, your eyes so heavy, your body so relaxed.
Now you are getting the urge, to walk slowly into the bathroom and jump in the toilet for a swim.
That's a good girl!

MuahahahahA

I have overlooked a "Drama Queen" from my list:
Punky
It would seem you're feeling "left out." Why else would you be harassing the extremely handsome (and my look-a-like)
Chester ?!

Don't worry dear Punky, you can feel included. Feel free to take a *swim* with the other girls (Drama Queens)