January 4th 2007 5:43 pm
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Fabulous. Another holiday season. Another tree that I'm not allowed to touch, presents under said tree I'm not allowed to open, delicious things on every counter I'm punished for even looking at. Sheesh. Big freakin' deal, this Christmas thing. What's in it for me? The dogs are STILL hyped up from all the cookies they ate and their new "toys" - bits of cloth with annoying noisy things inside them - are literally all over the house. One good thing is that I mentioned to Chelsea about how irritating those squawks and squeeks are, and bless her, she's taken it upon herself to remove the noisy bits from each toy. Good girl, Chelsea! There's hope for that one yet. 'Course, as fast as she removes them, another one appears in the house, courtesy of the Staff. They think these things are cute. Oh for Dog's sake, all I wanna do is relax. Just give them their Kongs and make them lie down!
I WAS treated to some turkey and did get a new laser battery on Christmas, so all is not lost. And while the Staff was at work I managed to remove a couple ornaments from their precious tree and hide them under the sofa. They just found them yesterday, heh, heh...
Oh and did I mention they took me to yet another VET who stuck me with needles? This one tried to be nice but I knew better. Got THIS CLOSE to biting her. Maybe next time.
I'm tellin' ya, my lives are running out from all the stress...