December 6th 2006 4:11 pm
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So I'm thinking... things were pretty cool around here until recently. We up and moved a couple months ago from Lake Tahoe, where I had one huge window but hardly any birds to watch (being on the second floor) to a really cool place in Portland, Oregon. Tons of windows. Birds. Blinds to weave in and counters galore in the kitchen. Breakfast and dinner on my windowsill. A big huge bed. A window perch even. And I had that dog, Mitchi, in line, oh yes I did. Gave him a scratched cornea when he tried to bug me and he is now mine, I tell ya. Yup, things were excellent...
Until last week when my People (aka The Staff) decided to bring another dog home. Can you even believe it?! And this one is littler than me, yet thinks I should actually play with her. I'm beyond meows here. When will they open their eyes and see that I am the only one they need? How will I command attention and expect them to wait on me as they should, when there are not one, but TWO barking things living here?
I will have to think hard about how to get back at The Staff....after all, these are the ones who took me to the vet's (I spit at the word) and left me there overnight just so I could be a blood donor for some sick cat I don't even know. Sure, I would want the other cat to do the same for me in theory, it was for a good cause, blah, blah, blah. But it was the VET HOSPITAL, ya know? Gimme a break, People. If they didn't feed me regularly and let me sit on their bellies while they watched TV, I'd tear the house apart.