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This year has been all about the dog and her stupid legs. My teeth are bugging me! Where is my love? I don't want to go to the vet though. so I pretending it is ok... mom knows though. She always does...

Life sucks....

I haven't been writing because I just can't stand it right now. SHE added another CAT to our house! How could she? She knows I can't stand other animals! I've had to put up with the fat orange ball of fur for years... Then she tortures me with a DOG. Now she brings in fluffy white youngster that zooms around the house and makes me look lazy??? The cat has the nerve to steal my favorites spots too as well as mom's affection... I just have been so out of sorts since this all happened. I can't even write about it without getting distressed... we've been getting along better though. It was a bit rough the first few months.

But mom did add a new employee that is really sweet and loves to scratch all of us equally.

I am a Celebrikitty!

I know its been a while since I wrote but I have to tell all about how I am a local celebrikitty this month! I was featured with 3 other bookstore cats in the Seattle Metropolitan magazine. Mom is really proud. She says my picture is fabolous. I look very regal. I know. I am the queen after all...

Quite mornings...

So I was having nice quite mornings but no longer. Mom hired a helper and he comes in and plays with the mangy pooch. It disturbs my peace. I do let him pet me every once in awhile but mostly I ignore him.

White hole of torture...

She keeps putting me on the white seat and telling me to go potty. I don't want to go potty there. I don't feel safe! There is a huge hole for me to fall in and I can't get my hindlegs situated just so. It's ridiculous and undignified!

Darn dog

The dog is back. The drooling nasty dog is back and now I have to share my nice comfy bed with her. Sure it was her bed first but that doesn't mean she can sleep in it whenever she wants. Doesn't she get who is queen in this household?

*SIGH*

Mom's been gone a lot lately. She says it is because of the holidays. I miss my mom. I don't miss the dog. And I wish she would take my brother too... That would be a good Christmas present. Although the delicious canned food we got was a nice treat.

Loathsome children

my mom brought home some evil children today. They poke at me and try to pick me up. I gave one of them a good swat and now they stay away. It's good to teach them to respect the queen...

Other animals....

Ok - my little brother is not cool. He gets in my way and I have to bat him on the head. Why does he follow me around like a little puppy dog?

Don't get me started on the dog. She snores and takes up half the bed. I don't know why my mom allows her to sleep with us. It was crowded enough with my brother....

The things I am forced to put up with...

My family

You may think my family looks so cute but they are all crazy. The dog drools a lot and likes to play with her stinky balls. George - my bro - tricks everyone into thinking he is cute but in reality he is a spoiled brat. I am the only kitty worthy of anyone's attention... You'll see.

Don't I look hot in my sparkly garland?