Dwarf boy

Well, I've pretty much learned how to control this dumb puppy that I'm so graciously allowing to live with me in my home. He's so dumb and tried to pounce on me sometimes... so I just scratch him and hiss at him. Now he backs off before I actually have to touch him most of the time, so at least the little moron is learning something (slowly). Dad moved but is staying with Andy and Matt for now, so I still can't leave yet... I can't wait to get rid of this dog!!!

Monkey

As you all know, this retarded dog named Monkey has come to live with us. Luckily, I get to LEAVE this dog-infested house with Dad when he leaves for Auburn in August. Monkey is so annoying, and Mom never even writes anything on here for me anymore. It's TERRIBLE. The little monster is teething and chews on everything... He would chew on me if I didn't kick his butt every once-in-a-while.

Drama at Home...

I showed that dog who's boss last night! Sandy turned the corner on me, and I popped her right in the ear! It was bleeding, and Matt freaked out as usual... So, mission accomplished -- they're gone! I certainly did not appreciate him yelling so much, though! I am a cat, and scratching dogs' ears is what I do best! I mean besides catching lizards and climbing trees of course... =) Cats rule!

My Boring Days at Home

I have to tell you guys, having an owner who is in vet school is not as great as it sounds! Yes you get free physical exams... but isn't EVERYDAY a little annoying??? She pokes me and picks at me all the time! And that's just when she's at home... Usually she leaves me here all day by myself, and the only thing I have to do is sleep and eat... OK so maybe that's a good thing, but do you not see my point!??!!