May 30th 2008 3:31 pm
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*waves paws*
OMC! I am sooo glad to be back. Mummy came running downstairs the other day all excited because the puter is fixed at last and CATSTER IS BACK! Well... to be honest, Catster didn't go anywhere... we did... but THAT is not the point MOL!

So... to start with the most important news! I AM STARVING!
No, really.
Starved.
My food is in the cupboard, but will they give it to me? Oh no.
Instead they boil me a fish! I don't want a fish... I guess I should explain!
About a week ago, after eating my VERY yummy dinner (*sigh* the good old days!) I had a little accident... that is to say I.. *ahem* I was sick *blushes* Now... I'm not one to fuss but I'm not USUALLY a sicky cat. Of course, any of you who know my mum are aware that she IS one to fuss... so this got me the spy treatment! To cut an EXTREMELY long story short, I was still being sick a few days later so they stuffed me in that basket (except it's a different one!!) and dragged me down to that AWFUL place... oh yes guys... they took me to the V-E-T!
Well... Mr V-E-T told mummy I was actually a very healthy lad! (Here mum wants to point out his comments about my belly but I think we can save them for another day!) However, he thinks I have a food intolerance! Yes... he thinks I am intolerant towards my food! Well, I'll have him now that I am VERY tolerant to it... in fact I cater to it's every need before I gobbled it up! Mummy later explained that what he meant was... the food upset my belly. Oh, yes... they study for years and years and then they tell you something you could have guessed from me depositing it back on the carpet!!
Well... I was ordered to be given only boiled fish.

I don't like boiled fish.

So now I live on biscuits. Oh, very healthy! It's not like mummy isn't feeding me... and when she tried giving me a bit of real dinner.. it came back... Guys, HELP! I am S-T-A-R-V-I-N-G! If anycat has any advice at all we would be sooo grateful to hear it! After all, I reckon you guys and your mums probably have a bit more sense than Mr-Boil-Him-Some-Fish!

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Mummy is also worried about my big sis... She's old, you see. REAL old... 21 in fact! But she's starting to look bad... Well, I say LOOK bad... she's just a mess! Pfft... she said I shouldn't talk about her... she said SHE'LL do it herself.. *wags tail at mummy* She's already in my bad books... she wants to watch her step!

On the up side... we have mice! Mum says this ISN'T an upside... but I think it's great...
And after all, if there's no decent food on offer indoors I can just go grab myself a takeaway...

Purrs to ALL of you! Missed you guys soooo much!
The Giz!