Life in general

Wow...It's been a while since I have had momma help me write in the diary.

Let's see.....Missy started going bonkers a few months ago...momma siad she was in heat. Well, she was heating me up. I may not have the parts, but I was happy to help Missy cure the insanity. Momma kept shooing me off Missy. I guess she just doesn't understand that it makes her quiet.


oh....last week momma took Missy away for 3 days. Something about getting her fixed. It was so peaceful and serence in the house. Momma had gone hiking for 3 days and Missy was gone. I had the most exquisite nap in the middle of mommas bed. She was angry when she got back...I furred up her pillow and the bed rolling around. Bed good, furry pillow bad according to momma.

Today, momma says I get to ride in the car. I love riding in the car. I sit up and put my feet on the dashbpard and watch all the stuff going on outside. She tried to put my in a cage to take me somewhere once.......I pooped all over the cage and then peed on the back of the seat by putting my butt up to the cage door and letting loose. Momma found that if I ride int he seat next to her I am happy, so she only puts me in the cage when we are not int he house or car. I get to go see the nice doctor today and get my shots. The doctor likes me, she says I'm the m ost gorgeous thing she has ever seen and constantly skitches my head. I purr and coo and drool all over when I see the vet. Only thing I don't like is having my nails pawicured. I make the doctors work for it. It takes 3 people to hold me down and clip my nails. But I treats after the humility is done. Last time, momma stopped at dairy queen drive through and got me ice cream. And if I (and Blaze and Velvet) are really good at the vets she may even stop at McDonald's and get fries....we all love mcdonald fries. Blaze gets giddy and tries to purr and eat the fries at the same time. I take my time eating mine.....slow and delicious.

77 days until momma gets married to the big guy. I like my new dadda, he lets me sleep on him and he calls me...le prince de pantaloons de fluff...or prince lyle, and I am gorgeous, and a very handsome boy.

Missy

Oh my gads. We have a new addition to the family that is driving me NUTS!!. All this little thing named MIssy does is play and play and pounce on me and PLAY!!! Even when I'm trying to sleep she tries to get me to play with her. I am fed up. I see her coming and I stick out a paw and trip her up. I even sat on her last night to get her to stop pestering me and keeping me from my nap. She was cute at first following me around and mimicking me. But the cuteness has worn thin. If momma didn't think I was still the most beautiful boy in the house, I would eat Missy. I even got extra pets when Missy curled up with me and I didn't push her off the bed. So I may keep using Missy to get more attention than normal from momma. Momma even bought more furniture just for Blaze and me to use . I guess she thought MIssy couldn't get up that high yet. Boy was momma mistaken. Missy is cute though climbing up the side of the new cat tree, I even gave her a lick on day not realizing what I did.

Oh well, we'll see how much more I can take before I squash her.

Spring Blowout

Oops!!!! It's getting warm here so my fur decided to start losing my winter coat. Momma was on Spring break from teaching and came back to "tufts of lyle hair" all over the house.

I found if I stand in front of the fan it helps blow it around. For some reason momma didn't like that. So she got the shedding brush out and started combing me. I hate having my belly and feet combed. I had to give momma a warning. so I bit her then licked her to apologise. SO, after 10 minutes of combing, momma decided I needed a bath.

So she gave me treats and then whammo....into the tub. I never cry when I get a bath, but I give momma the most pitiful look the entire time. I LOVE the towel dry. Luckily, momma says my hair dries quick, so no blow dry. I made momma swear. my hair plugged up the drain in the bathtub.

Momma took a golf ball size ball of hair out of the tub. Ahhhh....I feel lighter.

Now I have been torturing momma at night by laying on her face, and sitting in front of the fan making her inhale my fur. I think she threatened to take a groomer friends advice and have me shaved into a short haired cat for the summer.......oh the agony that would be.

SNOW DAY!!!

Oh my, mommy is dancing around the house going ,"yaa hooo, it's a snow day on a Friday,I don't have to see the 7th & 8th graders for 3 days". I don't see what the big deal is. We got lots of white, cold stuff outside for the first time this year in Nashville, TN. Mommy calls it snow and she let me go out in it. But I don't like snow. It sticks to the tuffs of fur on the bottom of my feet and gets all cold and clumpy. I did find one spot outside that had no white stuff on it and I plopped by butt down on it and wouldn't move, even when mommy told me to get moving and come back inside. She had to come get me after I kept meowing and I got a free lift back in without getting my feet cold. I guess I will enjoy the rest of the day asleep with her on the couch watching movies and snuggling in the fleece blankets.

Sunday Life

I just can't understand why they don't want to get out of bed at the crack of dawn like most days. I even tried the sit on the head of the big guy and lick mommas forehead and eyelids. She does sit up quick when I do that, but then I get plopped off the bed with a "Lyle, no licking, get off you fluffball!!!" BUt then, she let's me back on the bed and if I lay down I can stay...until I lick her again.

I was kinda grumpy today...but I got extra loving and "hairball goo" as a treat. I love momma, but she doesn't like me licking her face. Arms good, face bad.