December 1, 2006

Mummy told me today I have a web page. All I want to know is can I eat it or sleep on it?

My little brother Muffin is not getting any less annoying as he gets older. He arrived nearly a year ago, and I still want Mum to sell him to the gypsies. Sell him, give him away, look I'll pay you if you take him! He's such a pain. And nearly as beautiful as me, which can't be good.

Mum thinks it's wrong for me to sleep nearly all the time. Hey, all this gorgeousness doesn't just happen, you know. Lots of beauty sleep is required just to maintain my good looks. And of course I get more gorgeous every day which requires even more naps.

We haven't had roast beef for a few days becuase it's been too hot for Mum to put the oven on, but Muffin and I are hoping Mum will come to her senses soon. Anyway, we don't really need it cooked, raw is fine.

Time for my nap....
Meow, purr purr purr...