Gremlin's Guide (A manual fur myself)

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November 3rd 2011 9:36 pm
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Just opened a can of Purina One Turkey "Smart Blend" cat food. Molded. Can had good vacuum.
I bought it at Martins in Charles Town, WV. I don't see the UPC listed on Purina's Recall list. I am not opening anymore cans. They are not getting this brand in the future. BEWARE!! UPC #17800 14613

 

Back To Catstser

September 3rd 2010 6:19 pm
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So I finally get a dairy entry. Well, no big surprise it's been a while.

Aunt Donna, came to visit and I sleep with her. So did everyone else in the house that is a cat? It was a crazy summer. Stink bugs every where. I hate them. They stink and they taste like stink. Hence their names. They make stink too. They give mom a head ache.

So do I. She told me. She said I am the most persistent cat she ever had! I love to sleep on her legs and she can't roll over at night. Mom said the other cats are lighter and they move when she does. I don't. Hence my new name. Gom-L! She says this almost every night for 7 to 8 times. Each time she says it it sounds louder. It doesn't bother me. I am dead weight. If she moves me with her legs I just roll off. Then I get back on.

Mom laughs at dad too! He would be napping and I would apply my dead weight to his legs a well. Mom just hears dad yell "Get of my legs!!" and some other word I can not say on Catster.

They love me so much. They laugh at me at times. I don't know why. I guess it is one of there human flaws. They make me purr that is what I love about them. Even though they are a little off.

GOM-L....I kind of like it....
Sounds like a name from "LOTR"

 

Neglected!

January 9th 2010 3:45 pm
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My page I think has been most neglected by my mom. I had to do something. I choose to eat the beads off of her pretty blouse to get attention. It worked. So now I get a diary entry. I am very aloof and a velcro sorta cat. I can sit in your lap for hours like I do in moms. I love to lay in her arms when she is on her lap top. I make her arms strong. She says I give her CTS.

I don't know what she is talking about and I really don't care. All I care about is getting my coat brushed and petted. I also love the laser light. I even know I will never catch the light but I try like heck.

Well, I have been mousing in the house and getting into the kitchen cabinets. I can't wait until spring when more things pop out. I do my bestest hunting then. By the way, I did not get punished for eating mom's blouse ties. I am loved. I guess you know that. I am a loved, lumpy, loppy, velcro cat. I was born to nap....and eat.

 

Made Mom Fall In Hole

February 19th 2009 7:34 pm
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I just had to get out and play at 3:30 am yesterday morning. Mom was going to leave me out put noticed I broke out of the kitty compound. She had to get the flash light and put her parka on. The zipper broke so she got some good wind chills. She was shining the light around the bushes calling my name. Then I heard her fall into the hole. She said some bad words then my name. She then spotted me in the beam of light and I ran under the deck. Mom was quick to go around the other side. She spoke real nice too me so I came over to her. She picked me up and limped back to the front of the house. I started squirming cuz I was scared. Mom gave me some Tiki Cat Bellz got from Murray and Family. I am going to stay in to night and give mom some lovins. Besides it is still very windy outside tonight.

 

Gum Stimulars, Etc................

May 11th 2008 6:29 pm
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I love the kitchen Island. I don't know why it's there or why it's called an Island but it is chock full of fun fur me! Mom has my pig up there still but there are plenty of things I like to play with. I love massaging my gums on the Bar-B-Q dispatcher. It dispatches hamburgers to and from the grill and I love rubbing my face on the cookbook as well. When mom has her head in the meat closet I jump on her back. This is a great place for me to get my lovin's! I mean it is in the center of the kitchen and you can't miss me except if it is really dark!! I feel very happy on this Island. Maybe I am part pirate cat? Soon she will hang bunches of catnip from it! This is defiantly my Island!

 

Thank You Friends!!!

April 1st 2008 8:27 pm
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Fido kicked of my birthday with a cup cake and I got a cake from mom. Then more gifties came in from my dear friends. I will send thank you's out ASAP! I want to thank every one know on my 2nd birthday. I got a pig for my birthday that mom keeps on the bakers rack. See video. She won't let me have it. Some birthday present. MOL!

 

I wanna be a spy!

January 3rd 2008 9:51 pm
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I have been listening to mom and dad play spy music. I like to be a secret agent cat! I will have to surf with mom to find out how to do that!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have to be very very quiet!

I am practicing on stink bugs at the moment. I have to learn to sneak up on them and pounce!! I like to pretend Snowpaws is a double agent and I run after her but mom always makes me stop. I try to search for clues by teething through mom's hair. Nothing there.

What was that? I have to learn not to be scaredy cat.

 

Feeling Better

November 3rd 2007 6:35 pm
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I am starting to feel better already. Thanks fur all the purrs! I just wanted to let you all know so you wouldn't be worried. I got to come out of the room and I am getting back to my routine. I like to chase my shy sister. I am trying to get mom to get that little red light to dance around. She says I still need to rest up. I go back to the Vet Monday not Tuesday. Yuck.

Love Gremmy Goblin

 

In my own room

November 1st 2007 11:40 am
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Mom put me in my own room with a nice view of the front yard. I had a fever and I am still trembling. The vet took a lot of red stuff out of me. They told mom my white cells where high and I am fighting something. They did those "Horrible Tests" and they were negative. Mom is trying to figure out what I got into. I am getting fluids like big brother Ashley. I go back to that smelly place Tuesday. Thanks fur your purrs. I go nap now.

 

Sick on my Day

October 31st 2007 1:47 pm
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My coming home anniversary was Oct 27th. Mom missed it. Today is Halloween and I am at the vets. This stinks!! I wanna come home and see the goblins that come to our door tonight. I felt hot and I didn't feel like playing so mom made dad take me to this smelly place.

I should be home at 6pm. Not soon enough fur me!

 
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