Hi!! I'm Bibi and i'm a purrrrrty girl! My meowmy tells me so all the time! I'm a really nervous and shy kitty. Um...... i threw up on the carpet yesterday but don't tell meowmy, i did it way b4 anyone came home. so what if it was all the crunchies i ate... she'll never know!! tee-hee

meows and meows
BB

I'm Too Cute!!

Hello Felines,

Meowmie bought me a new oval shiny bed over the weekend. It has these little wavy things on the bottom that feel so good on my fur. She left it right on the kitchen counter for me to find. She's so clever. anyway i was sleeping soundly in it, then i was rudely woken up by her picking me up out of my bed and having her put MY NEW SHINY BED in the cabinet! WHAT?? WHY?? i meowed. Then she told me that it was the turkey roaster! i don't care about no roasting turkey, i want MY NEW SHINY BED. I meowed my displeasure and stomped out of the kitchen only after i forced her to give me some deli slices... i love those lulu things. Then i laughed really hard when my stupid brother froze his paws and belly on the turkey! (he thought it was a new toy for him!) stupid boy...

Catnip wishes
BB

Pawhumbug!

I am soooooo glad these pawlidays are over!!! for like 2 months there was so much activity going on. After Meowmie took away my shiny bed she used it to roast a turkey which i guess was good cause i ate like a piggy for 4 days! but i digress, her cooking this bird made all these people come to MY house. i don't like people. they frighten me. the only ones i like are my meowmies family. see when someone new came in i would hide right away. then i'd come out and slink around then i'd show myself but only for a few minutes then i'd go away again! kind of like "here you see me, here you don't!!" and that was just for the bird day! a couple of days later Meowmie and daddy bring home this huge thing that i'd never seen before they called it a tree. i called it the big thing i was NOT allowed to play with. i did however drink from that new water bowl under the tree when meowmie and daddy weren't looking! i love drinking water.... anyway all these cute dangling things were put on the "tree" and again i was told "do not touch young lady" @$#%^*&)(*^%#$#@$%&^&^. then a few weeks after that MORE PEOPLE and MORE PEOPLE!! i finally had to do something about it so i sat on someones coat so that my pretty orange and white fur could decorate it. that'd teach them! i did get a can of Fancy Feast Meadley's for catmas. i love those lulu cans of stuff so yummy! oh wait.... oh yeah PEOPLE!! i don't like people!

the other day Jack bit my head so later on i jabbed him in the eye. he always picks on me. i don't think i like him very much!

i gotta go now
later

SHOCK

dear diary,

there is too much dry heat in MY house and i keep getting shocked everytime my fur touches something. last night meowmie tried to kiss my nose and shocked us both! the nerve!! she should know better... well there is only so much training a human can get.

my brother bit me again, however this time HE got shocked!!! it was so funny i was MOL! i got catnip the other day.... love that stuff!

Later
BB

Oh The HuMiLiAtIoN!!!

It seems that i at hair at some point. Last night i went to do my business in the box and a peice of poo came out with hair wrapped around it and it woulnd't come loose! i dragged myslef on the floor but nothing. Then Meowmie noticed my comotion and investigated! Oh the humiliation of having her see that! my poo is private. i was sooooooooooo embarrased that i hid under the bed. she couldn't get me out!! HA! then she put the big blowing hot gun (A.k.a the blow dryer) on me and i got so scared i ran out from my hiding spot but do you know what she did?? she had closed the door on me!!! The nerve!! i couldn't escape! she then held me down and pulled the poo out. Oh the humiliation!!!!! i hid the rest of the night and couldn't look her in the eye this morning. Oh dear i'm getting flusterd just thinking about it again.....

Bibi

I'm pretty

My brother is so disgusting. he's got dandruff all over himself and now he's getting it on me!! #$%&#%^*()%*(^&$%#%#$^@$% I'm living in the same house as him and i don't have dry skin... i'm not making daddy get on his hands and knees to bathe me. He thinks i'm jealous... why would i be jealous of having a human bathe me?? i can do it myslef..... why you ask??? cause i'm a lday... that's why!!! i'm a pretty lady... i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and whitty and gaaaaaaaaaaaay and i pity any one who isn't me today! tralalalalalalala

um not much else going on except that i'm pretty.

The Red Dot

Something has come into this house over the weekend. I'm not sure when it happened or how but there is this red dot that's been here all week-end!!! it just pops out of no where, coming at me, taunting me...... then i pounce and attack and i think i have.... i should have it under my paw!!! but nooooooooooo it escapes, then its on a wall. How does it go so fast??? why can't i catch it???? And the whole time meowmie and daddy are laughing!!! That dot better watch out, i'm gonna get it one of these days....... #%$&%^(#$$&@!%$%&%&*%^&

BB

Its NOT my fault!!!!

Meowmie is mad at me and Jack but i didn't do anything!!! Its not my fault, he started it. i was just sleeping next to Meowmie's butt on the bed like i always do. All of a sudden stupid Jack starts teasing me and saying things to me that only i could hear. I hate it when he does that!! It makes me soooooooooo mad that i lose control. I got up i and stared him down, then he stared at me. we kept doing that for a few mins but then i couldn't help it, we attacked each other right on top of Meowmie!!! she was laying on her tummy so she had no idea what was happening. In all my kitty years I've never heard her scream so loud. I got so scared i flew off the bed and ran away. i ran very far away and stayed away. she was cussing!!!

This is all Jack's fault you know. I would never even think of hurting my Meowmie. I tried telling her this later on when whe was laying on the bed but she didn't want to hear it! I thought that was rude and told her so. she didn't care though she just kept pushing me away. I got mad so i flipped her the tail and walked away..... then i came right back and told her that i was going to sleep at the very far corner of the bed and she better not push me.... Imagine that... getting in trouble cause my stupid brother is well..... STUPID! he started it... i'm a good & pretty girl that doesn't do bad things..... if you ask me its his stripes that make him the way he is.....

Bibi Anne

Yippee!!! A New Group!!

Hi All,

I've been invited to join a very cool group for calicos and torties!!! Not just that but i'm also an administrator!!! that's so cool. i'm gonna invite all my friends that are eligible so that we can all pawty!!!

Now my brother won't be the only one in a group!!!

New Tricks

Hi all!!!

Meowmy caught me drinking water from the toilet bowl this morning!! its not a new trick i do it all the time, its just the first time she's caught me!! MOL MOL!!!

Headbonks
Bibi Anne