THE VET!!!!!!!

I went to the vet. They gave me shots. I was VERY sore!!!! They couldn't pick me up for 3 days cuz it hurt and I would cry. Now I'm better. They vet also put me on a prescription diet. They said that I'm not in good shape, that my back knees are already popping, and I'm only over 1.5 years old!!!!! I don't WANT the diet though!!!!!!!! I envy Calli. She seems to eat all she want's and NEVER gets fat. She's never even had a diet. Grrrrr.... I always beg mommy for food, and she takes me away, while someone else actually pores the food. And then they like to tease me, hold me while I meow and BEG to get away and go eat. I'm STARVING for crying out loud!!!!!!!! Now they've started squirting me with a squirt bottle when I beg. NOT cool!!!!!! Mommy want's to get me a automatic timed feeder.

I Will NOT go outside!!!

It's been three days but i will NOT go outside!! What if the doggies come back???? Besides, My claws are in really bad shape right now!!!

Up a Tree

Last night was REALLY exciting, and scary of course. in the afternoon, some dogs chased me up a tree, I'd NEVER been in a tree before. I guess my humans thought that I had come down, but I didn't, how was I supposed to get down??? Then at 9:00 they came looking for me and realized that I was still in the tree. 2 of them climbed up and carefully brought me down as far as they could take me. I was scared and tried to cling to the tree. Then when they couldn't get me any farther, mommy had no choice but to drop me the rest of the way. I was about 10 feet at least to the ground. She didn't want to, but she did. I fell..... and landed on my feet. Then I walked off. Mommy fetched me and brought me inside. They offered me some Fancy Feast but I wasn't hungry. I didn't want to eat because I was still so shaken. So was mommy. She was shaking as we came into the house. Then she went into the torture zone, otherwise know as a shower. Yuck. But when she got out she was not shaking anymore. i finally ate some then went to the guest bedroom bed and slept there ALL night. A whole bed to myself. Wow, I don't want to do that again, that was SCARY!

CAPTAIN CALLI KIDNAPPED BY ROMULANS!!!!!

Captain Calli has been kidnappe by Romulans! It is terrible! Here is what happened. Captain Areyel contacted us and told us about some unusuall flutuations. We headed over to investigate. And then...

Calli- Amber, reset course to investigate the fluctuations. But don't get too close.
Amber- Aye Captain.
**The ship turns to head toward the fluctuations. 2 hours later, they arive.**
Calli- (to science officer) What do you think?
SO- the readings are unusuall. (he is Vulcan) i think you should have a look.
Calli- **comes over to take a look** Hmmm....
Sparx- Captain... I think, I think something is coming out!!!
Calli- from where?
Sparx- I don't know!
Calli- sheilds up, red aleart!
**The light darkens and red lights start blinking.**
Sparx- I can't get the sheilds up! It's like they are offline!
**Computer beeps**
Operations officer- Intruder aleart! Someone just beamed aboard!
Calli- Identify those ships!!!!!
OO- They're... uh oh.
Calli- WHAT?????
OO- They're, Romulan.
Calli- **taps her com** Captain to all hands, Intruder aleart! Battle stations!
** about 7 Romulans enter the Bridge. Before anyone can react they place a device on the cpatain and beam out. The captain goes with them.**
Sparx- Hail the Romulans!
SO- No responce.
Amber- they are making a run for it!
Sparx- Lay in a pursuit coarse!
Amber- Warp and Imoulse power are offline!
Sparx- WHAT????? Thrusters?
Amber- They aren't responding. We're sitting ducks.
Sparx- Phasers?
SO- They are funtional.
Sparx- FIRE!
Amber- To late. They've gone into warp.
Sparx- **Her fur is all puffed up** They have the captain! What could they want?
SO- The more pressing matter is, how did they jam our sheilds, warp, and impulse?
Sparx- It's almost as if they had help. From a Starfleet member! Wishey, I want to you investigate the possibility of a spy onboard the ship!
**Wishey, who is stunned at all that had happened (and that his girlfriend had been kidnapped), nods faintly and leaves the Bridge. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew remains baffled.**

They've got her and we don't know where they've gone!

The LOVE tag game

I was tagged by Calli. She is my best friend ever.
Now I have to tag three others by either rosettes or pmail and direct them here and say why they are SO SPECIAL..... And the game continues.

I will tag of course my boy friend, Grisu', he is the coolest guy ever. I love his Italian cooking aboard Voyagpurr. He is a great chef.

I will also tag Kirby, also one of the coolest guys around. I love his page. He has lots of cool stuff and his talking video is so cool. he is a great friend.

And I will tag Bailey. He is also a very cool kitty. One of my best furriends. I love him as a furriend.

My Day

Hey kitties. Today wasn't all exciting. Just a typical day. Well actually mommy got mad at me because I kep knocking over a trash can (in the house) to get at a half eaten can of Fancy Feast. Calli sure knows how to waste food. It was kinda dry but it still tasted good!!! Gosh mommy! Can't you let a hungry kitty eat? My diet food is ok but not as good as that Fancy Feast!
I also got into a hamper that was laying on the floor. Mommy teased me and put it upright trapping me inside. It was fun though. I got to attack mommy's finger without hurting her. She was laughing because of the way my claws stuck through the mesh like material that you can see through. I almost got my tooth stuck in it.
The rest of the day has been spent here on Catster. Sleeping. Eating. Visiting Grisu', Kirby, Kody, Abby and my groups. And eating. I went outside and chased buterflies. And I ate. Then I slept. Busy day huh? I hear that Calli might get a bath tomorow.....
Sparx

A Bird

I caught a bird. But mommy took it away and put it in a tree. I was gonna eat that!!!!!

Bath Time

Today mommy gave me a bath. I HATE baths. She filled the big bowl with water and soaked me except for my head. That's good. And then she rubbed this stuff into my fur which made it (as mommy says) soapy (what IS soap?) and kinda white-ish. Then she put me back into the water and got all the stuff out. Then the water level was dropping and there was less water but there was this weird black and white stuff floating around and it was scary so I hissed at it and mommy laughed at me and said "Silly girl! That's your fur, and some soap, it's not going to kill you!" Oh yeah! Well it sure looked like it was coming for me! And if that doesn't kill me than the water will! Now I'm all wet and I'm trying to get dry.
And guess what? Yesterday, I cought a little bird but mommy came out and pried it out of my mouth to see if it w as still living. Yes it was. It sat there in the grass and mommy held my by my neck skin (scruff) till daddy came out with a paper towel. She picked it up in that and then they got out this hugh silver thingy. Two vertical bars conected by lots of horizantal bars. Mommy climbed up it and put the birdy in a birdy house. Now I can't eat my bird! And now I'm wet.
I don't like being wet. I hate it. i meowed as loud as I could to see if anyone would come to my rescue. Boy was I wrong. They never do. I have to go finish drying myself and then I'll go eat.
Sparx the Wet

No title. Just wanna talk really...

So first I'd like to say something!!!!! I just read my boyfriend, Grisu's diary and I'm SOOOO honored to be metioned in it! Along with LOTS of other cats who have given him all those beautiful stars and rossetes! And I'm happy to report that I just gave him his first watermelon rossete! HA!!! I'm the first to give him one! YAY FOR ME!!!! And I love his new songs on his page, especally the lasagna one! So cute, just like my baby! (Grisu') I'm glad we have him on Voyagpurr with us to cook up sonderful Italian food along with some other stuff for the, stranger creatures on our ship who eat, stuff. I'm NOT going into detail. I think they replicate it........

It's SOOO quiet here at Catster right now. I wonder whats up.....

Mom went and saw a movie about a rat. I wish I could eat those things!!!! Said that the rat cooked italian food. SAY WHAT???? Who ever heard of such a thing! I bet my Grisu' can cook better than him!

I really should write in my diary more often!!
Sparx

Grisu'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Okay, did it really happen? Did he actually say that he wanted us to be together??? YYEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!! sorry. It just came so fast! I didn't expect it but I like it, a lot! Now I guess I know how Calli felt but hers was expected. Anyone could tell they really liked eachother! You could! I'm so happy. Since we never really talked to eachother or kept in touch I kinda assumed that we were just friends! And Grisu, if you read this, I'm very happy, I truly am. I just, you know. And I'm sorry for ther missunderstanding. Really, I am. but WOW! I still can't beleive it!
Dazed, but I'll get over it!
Sparx