The Diary of a Calico
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Gifts...August 1st 2008 7:04 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
I would like to thank everyone on the behalf of my family for all the wonderful febreze collars! I know that we will be a very nice smelling bunch!
I'm getting married!July 12th 2008 8:26 am[ Leave A Comment ]
I'm getting married to Wishey! The wedding will be on Aug 3, time unknown at the moment. But don't worry, we are getting there! Here is our list of bridesmaids and groomsmen:
Valentines WeekFebruary 10th 2008 6:59 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Monday: A romantic boat ride to watch the sunset in Florida.
INVASION OF THE RELATIVES, AND THEIR DOG!December 28th 2007 1:36 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
That's right, you heard me. There's a DOG in MY house! She's a 4 year old black lab named Sheila. I DON'T like dogs in MY house! It's MY territory! I mean, it's bad enough that I have to share it with that maniac Sparx, but now a DOG??????? This is SO unfair! What ever did I do to deserve this misery? The dog has forced me into hiding! And when I come out, I am SURE to steer clear of her. She's evil I tell you, EVIL! I'm sure she's plotting something.... maybe.... MAYBE she plans to kick me and Sparx out! Then SHE would get all the love and attention that mommy gives me! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... I'm gonna have to keep a watch out for her.
Strange things are happening.......December 18th 2007 3:45 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
My bed mysteriously started smelling like catnip.................. as did the cat tree and the window perch. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Things are getting strange around here.........
Baths, and SnowNovember 22nd 2007 6:43 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Two days ago I got a bath. Mommy lured me inside with a can of wet food, which she warmed up and gave to me. Then, I got a bath. All the signs were there. She took me into the chamber of torture (bathroom) and there was a towel on the floor. The water was running, to warm up, and most of all, she was wearing her Wash the Kitty outfit. I knew I was doomed, what was there to gain from fighting her. I let her wash me. Then she let me go, and I sat on the towel. But something dfferent happened. She didn't let me out!!! She left and came back with some white thing, with a black string attatched to the end of it. She put the string in the wall (???????????) and then pushed up the red thing that was on it. It.. it... **gulp** It started blowing on me, **whispering now** HOT AIR!!!!!! I didn't like that, but it got me dry. I mean, who wants hot air blowing on their fur??? It was definetly not fun.
My New PageNovember 7th 2007 6:47 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Mommy has updated my page. I really like my new background, it is REALLY pretty. To be honest, my old background was getting old, I was getting tired of the same old thing. So I guess mommy was too. She got all of my family new purty backgrounds. She also took off my Federation Flag, I'm proud of the flag, but to be honest, I like my page the way it is now. If you're ready this, then you really should go check out the rest of my family.
IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!October 21st 2007 9:43 am[ Leave A Comment ] NOW I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE!!! IT'S TO COLD! HALP!
Gloomy Days, Yet Good NewsOctober 14th 2007 9:33 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Just as the title says. GR! It's been rainy, and wet, and cold. Yuck. Everytime I go outside I get all cold and wet. I WANT to go out, but I don't want ot be all cold and wet. YUCK!
Pleeeeeeeeeaase Let Me Out.....August 15th 2007 4:51 pm[ Leave A Comment ] Why won't mommy let me outside. Yesterday AND today I have be stuck AAAAAAAAAAAAALLL DAY inside. Oh.......... Mommy says it's because I hurt my paw. So what one of my claws was hurting me and bleeding a little. She says I was limping a little. Was I? I was TRYING not to. Oh well, mommy is going camping Thursday (tomorrow) - Sunday. That's FOUR more days stuck inside! It's TORTURE I tell you! TORTURE!
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