June 27th 2013 10:16 pm
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Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa DDP two days in a row? Pssst....come a lil closer 'cuz I wanna tell ya somethin'. THANK YOU!!!! This is pretty darn cool....and...ummm...does my head look big to you? Mom said somethin' earlier about me gettin' an ego and swelled head. Quick! Get me a mirror!!! Call the vet! Help!! What? I look perfectly normal? Whew what a relief!!!
So like this one time...there was this guy and he did mean stuff to this one other guy and..oh wait...that was a show I watched on TV. Nevermind. Silly me. Oops! Hang on. Time out. I have to get offline for a bit while Mom takes Dutch out. (I'm still not allowed to play unsupervised on the interwebs and stuff all because I get to typing with all four paws and it makes the 'puter wacky.) *insert inane elevator type music here for your listening pleasure while you wait*
Ok. I'm back. Thank you for your patience. Some dude was out lurking in the alley behind the garage and Dutch went all BIG DOG on him and scared him away. I'm thinkin' that the guy should probably join a track team somewhere 'cuz I've never seen anybody run that fast before. I guess he didn't want to be Dutch's chew toy.
Oh hey,I was gonna tell ya the story of last night,or,more accurately,the story of a 3 AM (CST) phone call. Ugg!
So there we were,zonked out in the recliner 'cuz we fell asleep watchin' TV and since we were sleeping,the light was still on. Turns out that the neighbor next door decided to call and asked Mom if she could come over. So Mom thinks,"Oh geez it must be an emergency or somethin'." So Mom runs over there,practically fallin' and breakin' her neck 'cuz it was dark and she was wearin' flip-flops. Mom knocks on the door and nobody answers. So she knocks harder. Still nobody answers the door and that house was all dark. Mom gets out her cell phone and calls the neighbor who was all bubbly and says,"Hey how ya doin'?" Mom says,"I'm ok,what's wrong over here? I'm at your front door and nobody is answering." Neighbor: "Oh we're out on the back porch. Come on back." Mom goes back and there sits the neighbor lady and her dog.
Neighbor: "You look like you just got up."
Mom: "I did just get up 'cuz my phone rang at 3AM. I fell asleep in my chair and was actually resting."
Neighbor: "Oh well I saw your lights on so I figured that we could hang out."
Mom: Umm ok I can hang out for a bit,but I'm really tired."
Well this person is the type that talks non-stop and ya can't get a word in edge-wise. My Mom is a good decent person,but she has her limits and a temper that doesn't really tolerate certain people. Our Mom prefers the company of her family,(both human and fur family.) Other people get on her nerves. BUT she was polite and stuff and humored the neighbor and next thing I knew the sun was coming up as Mom came through our door mumbling something about how some people just can't take a hint and how she sorta wanted to just poke her in the eye and leave but didn't. Now this lady has no illnesses,she doesn't have any disability,she's not the lonely type,(she has a boyfriend and,2 kids,and a dog),nor does she suffer from any mental issues. What she does suffer from is the fact that she seems to think that the whole world should revolve around only her.
Guess what. A few hours ago we were once again snoozing in the recliner (I LOVE you oh so comfy LA-Z-BOY. Call me...we'll talk)and I'll be darned if the neighbor called yet AGAIN! Mom grabbed the phone,checked the caller ID,groaned,and rejected the call. We had just started snoozing again when neighbor then sends a text saying,"Call me when you can." Mom looks at me,Boo,Wee,Bug,Ernie,and Moosh(who knew that you could get so many cats piled on one person in a recliner?) and says."Sure,maybe I'll call her at sometime during this lifetime."
Arrg,so now we're all awake again,but feelin' the sleepies comin' on. Mom turned on the 'puter and tells me that I have e-mail. I didn't wanna be rude and not stop by and say thank you to everyone so here I am!!! Yay me!! Wow...I hear the bed callin' my name. Sorry guys,but I need some snuggly sleepy time with my awesome family.
daJack Rooney out
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