April 14th 2010 11:47 am
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Hello friends! Today's diary entry is being provided by me,Ethan...and NOT Jack. Why? Because today is MY15th birthday and Mom and I thought that it would be funny if I got my revenge on Jack by invading his "sacred" diary.
Anybody that has ever read Jack's diary has some idea of what a lil brat he is. Last week he poked me in the eye and made it really red,sore,and I had some pretty nasty green goop coming out of it. So Mom got me some medicine for it. The drops work really well,but I absolutely despise taking medicine.
Right now Jack is laying in the window sunning himself and he's pretty oblivious to everything going on around him. Besides...he's pouting. He got into trouble earlier for tormenting Dutch. So while Jack was sitting on Mom's lap,she called Dutch over and told him to give the little Jack kitty some kisses. Dutch gave him this big old sloppy lick right across the top of Jack's head. Jack now has this hilarious spikey hair-do held together by dog spit. I'll be laughing at him all day!
Oooooh and when he logs into his diary again and sees this he won't be a happy camper and I'll get to laugh at him even more. hehhehehehehehehe Ahhhh Jack Jack Jack..you're almost 4 yrs old,but I have the wisdom of my 15 yrs working for me. You still have a lot to learn lil man. ^.^
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