August 20th 2007 11:29 am
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Let's see...so far today I have been in trouble four times.(I'm like that.)
First time: At about 8 AM I was hungry. I mean REALLY hungry. So I decided that I wouldn't wake everyone up.(I'm so thoughtful) The darn food buckets were closed tight and I couldn't get into them....I knew that there was a spare bag(a very flimsy bag I may add) of cat food just sitting there unattended so I decided that I'd just help myself. All it took was one slash of my mighty paw and ta-da! Food! Next thing I hear..."Jack...seriously...you couldn't wait 15 minutes?" .....Sorry folks...I didn't have my watch on....I'm a kitten. (Ok ok ok so I am almost 15 months old which,TECHNICALLY,makes me a cat. So what?)Morgan is an OLD CAT and can tell time...she has a watch under her fur I SWEAR...but she slept in this morning and didn't do her usual yell that wakes everybody. Anyway....we all got fed...problem solved. I didn't actually get yelled at,but the tone of voice was rather dry and sarcastic. Someone here has a bit of an attitude. Especially in the morning.
Second time: An hour or so after the first time. HA! Dog comes in after playing outside. Dog gets "treats." I did not know that the "treats" were actually important medication for Honey. I grabbed one. Luckily I didn't get the chance to bite into it before it was taken away from me. I then hear "Jack don't be dumb. Look at the labels...one is from the clinic and has Honey's name on it...the other label has important dog vitamins and supplements in it...there is picture of a dog on the label. Not a picture of a cat and especially not a picture of a JACK CAT." Ok...point taken. Next time I'll look closer. Again...not yelled at....patient but stern voice. Means business though.
Third time: About 15 minutes ago. I sat in the window with Abby and we growled at the UPS guy. Guess what? Yup you guessed it..."Jack? Abby? You do NOT growl at the UPS guy. He brings good stuff. You ONLY growl at the mailman for bringing bills and you growl at OTHER strangers."
Dang. I forgot about that part. Again...not yelled at. Instead a *SIGH* and *EYE ROLL* followed by "Cats...."
Fourth time: Just now. "Jack get off of the keyboard." Umm...hello...typing here.....diary thingy. Fine...so next time I won't type standing with all four paws on the keyboard. I'll sit in the chair and type normally...gotcha. I need a nap....I have other things to do today and I need some rest. Busy day so far....
I'm Jack...I'm training people. They're getting used to it. It's about time. : )
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