November 11th 2006 11:47 am
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Ya know...about a month ago I was mindin' my own business goofin' off under the recliner.
Being the inquisitive guy that I am,I was stickin' my hand into all of the chair parts just to get the feel of things...and somehow I got my arm stuck! Scared the daylights outta me! So I pulled and pulled and twisted and turned and pretty much freaked out!!! In the process of freakin' out and tryin' to free my lil arm,I managed to hurt myself pretty good. My Mom heard my screams and came running and gently got me free from that mean ol chair thingy.
Then the weirdest thing happened...my arm started to swell!! My Mom said,"Awww Jackkkkkkkk. Lil buddy,I think that you may have a fracture."
Next thing I know,my Mom is on the phone with Dr. Jim and then I get put in that carrier thing and went for a ride. We get to the place and right away I recognized it as the place that I was adopted from...lotsa nice people there. Dr. Jim and my Mom laid me on this table and did somethin' called x-rays. After a few minutes they were lookin'at this strange black picture and they both pointed at it and Dr. Jim said,"Yeah you were right...he has a greenstick fracture alright." A greenstick? What IS a stick anyway any why is it green? I dunno....I'm just a kitten.
So then they put this weird thing on my arm from just past my toes all the way up to my shoulder! It did feel kinda funny,but hey....I'm JACK...NOTHIN slows me down!!! I did whatever I wanted,I didn't care...that weird thingy didn't get in my way at all. I jumped on stuff,I climbed the condos,I climbed my Mom....and I did it ALL with lightening speed.
A couple of weeks ago I went back to the clinic place and got to see Dr. Jim's wife Dr. Cati. I gave her lots of kisses and she took the weird thing off of my arm. Holy moly my toes were smelly!! I washed 'em tho and went on about my normal business.
I kinda miss the weird thing on my arm. Did you know that if you use it to headslap the other cats they say "owieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and they will go whinin' to Mom? heh heh heh....WIMPS!!!!!!
I'm Jack...and I totally RULE!!! : )
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