December 8th 2008 8:19 am
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Dear Santa,
I just want to remind you what a good kitty I've been. I really truly have not been naughty this year. You can't count the numerous times I've peed on Sydney's bed, or the times that I've walked up to her and stolen her toys or bit her. That's not naughty because I was just disciplining her. She's horribly spoiled, and SOMEONE has to lay down the law.
Plus I've had a difficult year. Between my tail injuries and my poor toenail it has been really rough. I'm a tough guy, so I survived it all with flying colors but really... you should take pity on me. (And maybe give mommy smaller feet for Christmas... that would be nice.)
Just remember all the times I've taken a nap curled up around mom's head, and my new tradition of "elevensies" with daddy (where I come and sit in his lap and purr). And how nice I've been about having my tail and toe soaked over and over and over. Most kitties would NEVER tolerate that, so you see... I've really been very very good.
You agree with me, don't you????
Purrrrrrrrrrrs, from a very good kitty boy,
- Seamus
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