Shady-dude, a life of leisure

Can you recommend a good lawyer?

So, if you read my last entry you know that I had to discipline our dog Sydney. Well, mom cleaned everything up so I tried again. But... it BACKFIRED!!!!

Last night when mom got home she found a new puddle and was VERY angry with me. She put my nose in the puddle, and very loudly said NO! NO! NO! Then she took my food and water and litter box all up to her bathroom... and put me inside... and CLOSED THE DOOR!!!!

I was a very sad little kitty. I meowed and complained but for the first time ever she didn't give in. :-( Then I thought I heard the car leave... she left me in there all alone. Without even the dog to pick on!!! Eventually I heard the car come back and she finally came up to see me. I was so desperate for attention that I even let her trim all my toenails without complaining.

I was hoping it was all over. But no - the torture continues!

This morning she left, and I figured I was in the clear. But... apparently my dad is in on the conspriacy too! Just before he left for work he locked me back in that dumb bathroom. I don't care that I have my food and water and a bed and a sunny window and my litter box. I KNOW I'm in jail - you can't fool me.

Mommy said something about "re-education" and learning to consistently use my litter box. I guess she didn't understand that I was punishing her and Sydney-dog. The worst part is that I heard I'm sentenced to this treatment for a whole month. Can you believe it???

I'd like to appeal this harsh ruling, but need to find myself a good lawyer first.
Anyone have any recommendations?