Why Me?

I have this male roommate, and wow how annoying. When he comes in from outside all he does is bite and scratch me. My mom is too nice to get rid of him and I refuse to use my claws and teeth to play. So I really dunno what to do with him. Most of the time I ignore him, but, that is really hard to do when I sit around and find him on my back with his teeth in the back of my neck. Then it's on....