Update on the Interloper & The Sniffles

The Interloper they are calling Sissy is apparently staying. I don't like kittens...and she has attached herself to me and is wherever I am. I can't even lay down on the cat tree without her being beside me or worst of all under me! But I got caught kissing her yesterday by Mommy...now she thinks I like her! She said "Awe, Ern...that is sweet, kissing the baby." Dang-it! I didn't want them to know! Well now that I am caught I am having to be extra mean to her. But the thing is she doesn't care...she just comes back for more. Apparently she doesn't think I mean it either when I hiss at her (just like Mommy).

Plus to top it all off I have the sniffles! I have been sneezing and my eyes are runny. Mommy has been giving me medicine! Sometimes I don't like her at all. She told me that she didn't want the others to get it...But her and Daddy have decided it is allegries not an URI since no one else is sick. I got in the bed with Mommy last night and let her clean my eye boogies cause they were bothering me. She was happy to oblige me...she hates us to have eye boogies.

Ern

Update on the Interloper!

Mommy and Daddy have let the Interloper in the house. Oscar and I are really not happy. We are fighting with each other because she is in here. She actually used our litterbox! What is wrong with her? But it is keeping the puppies busy! They will not leave her alone. Bettie is trying to kill her and Junior is humping her....dogs are so weird! Hopefully she won't be in the house long! WE DON'T LIKE HER!!!!!

Not Happy!

There is an interloper in our midst! I swear. I saw her last night. The Mommy and Daddy went out to the garage and Oscar leaped in! They brought in this little bitty kitty that they are calling Sissy! I sniffed her and hissed at her. I don't want another cat in the house! Mommy went and got Oscar from the garage and he bopped the baby in the head. He got in trouble. Then he beat me up! What is up with him taking out his aggression on me!

Mommy said that she found this little baby in her wheel well of her car, wherever that is, on Tuesday. She doesn't know where she came from...she could have road all the way from Papa Ronny's house on Saturday which is 2 hours away! Plus they drove a bunch in between! Poor little baby. I guess I can feel sorry for her...but I still won't like her!

We are staying with MeMe!

We are in Oklahoma but we are staying with our MeMe until Mommy and Daddy get settled in Prague. Truman is not happy and hiding under the bed covers. Oscar & I have spent a lot of time here so we are not bothered. MeMe told Mommy that Cedrick was sick again...and he is sneezing and snotting again. Mommy is not happy and needs to find him a vet! Hazel is just sitting in MeMe's other recliner and meowing at her. The parents are coming to get us on Sunday...I hope we like the new place! But as long as I am with Mommy I will be happy!

Ern.

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Sunday is my birthday. Mommy said it was also Mother's Day! So happy birthday to me and Happy Mother's day to all the human Mommy's and the Mommy's of us wonderful fur children!!

I will be 4 years old! I can't believe that...I am getting so old. Mommy has been wondering if me getting older has anything to do with my being more loving. I have been sitting on her lap more and coming to cuddle in the bed with her. I never used to do that. I also am sleeping back at the end of the bed like I used to before that dog Betty came along.

Well have a wonderful Mother's day...I can't wait to get my Birthday Tuna!!!!!

xoxo
Ern

Window seat & new blanket

Daddy made us cats a window seat...I luv it! I lay in the window on the new blanket Mommy made for us, the sun is shining and the birds and squirrls are out full force celebrating Spring. I luv to watch them and meep away! I would go out but my feet would get dirty and it would take forever to get myself clean so I will stay in the window and keep clean!

I finally got well! No more eye gook, it is just Truman and the foster cat Cedrick...but they are almost well. I am glad I got better, the vet gave Daddy pills to give them! I don't take pills!

Eye Gook

I have eye gook, just like when I was a baby! I don't like the gook it crusts up and I can't see that darn puppy coming so I am hiding in my room! Mommy has been putting medicine in my eyes and they are getting better, she even used a warm cloth and washed them last night, and guess what? I let her! It felt so good to have the gook out and the medicine makes my eyes feel so much better. Truman has the gook too...but only in one eye! How lucky can he be???

Hopefully the gook will be gone soon!

Ern

Tired of Puppies!

I know my daddy loves dogs, I on the other hand, do not! That little one, I think they call him Junior, has it in his head that I need to chased all over the house. He can also sense when my stealth powers are invoked! Mommy said it was because he is the "Super Bean"!

WHATEVER!

He chases me up and down the hall and my Daddy says it is good for me! He says I need to loose weight. I tell him all the time I am not fat, I am a gorgeous speciman of orangeness! Then he says that he is going to fix me for Thanksgiving dinner...I don't think that is funny at all!

Ern

I have secret powers!

I have found a power I did not know I possessed! I can become invisible. When I want to walk across the living room floor to the kitchen and the Dogs are in there...and they always are, I activate my "stealth kitty" powers and walk across the floor. No one can see me. Mommy calls my name and I ignore her because she can't see me...she must think I am in the other room. I love my new powers, but the disappear when I hit the kitchen floor, I must work on that.

Halloween!

For some reason I wanted to be outside with my Mommy and Daddy last night while they handed out candy to the little humans. So, Daddy let me out. I had the best time! The porch light was on and there were BUGS everywhere! I mewed at them and caught a couple. I wanted to eat the grass but every time I got on the ground a troup of little humans in odd disguises would come to the porch for candy and I would have to run the the safety of the porch. I tried to be brave but it is really hard when there are humans I don't know in the vicinity!

Mommy said I was really brave. But I did not want to go in when they were done with the "trick or treating". She picked me up to take me in and I tried to bite and claw her! She was not happy with me. But I was just trying to tell her that the dogs in the house would try to sniff me and I did not want that at all. She understood and told them to get back and put me safely on the kitchen counter so they could not get to me.

I really enjoyed my time outside. I hope this halloween comes often!