December 25th 2006 9:23 am
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8> When Santa wants nine cats to fly all in the same direction,
it's "On, Hoover, on, Shop-Vac...."

7> Christmas is slightly delayed while we wait for Vixen to
finish cleaning herself.

6> December 24: Fire departments the world over go on rooftop
rescue red alert.

5> Santa may get the cookies, but no way he keeps that milk to
himself.

4> First, the dinner and the grooming. Then the napping, followed
by a light snack. Then, maybe, the flying.

3> Parents frantically cover the kids' sandboxes.

2> Less antler envy.

and the Number 1 Difference If Santa's Sleigh Was Pulled by
Cats...

1> "He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And they gave him a look of contemptuous dismissal."