January 29th 2009 11:37 am
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I like to go outside. I like to eat the grass. It's yummy even when it does make me puke.

I vocalize about going outside a lot. Playing around the door and such.

But mama is mean! She finally put me on my leash and took me outside and the ground was covered in wet white stuff! I could barely see the grass, letalone eat it without getting the wet stuff all over my face.

Then she decides to parade me around to show off my humiliation in public while she payed the rent and got the mail. Well when we got out of the office I had had enough! I jumped down, broke free from my collar and leash and ran
and ran
and ran
a few yards up to a chain-link fence when I realized I had no clue where I was and mama was screaming at me. She picked me up all "I'm-a-dominate-mama-cat" style when we got the mail, but them made me stop to look at a guys picture of his cat on his phone.

I hope this ride on the humiliation train is done with for a LONG time.

But I still want to go out and eat the grass. But I think I'll wear some booties next time, I hate getting my paws wet.