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I have been popping Greenies for two days now. Dang Dyson Monster!!
I was about to dose off on the couch while watching the Senate vote on Health Care Reform and I could have dreamed it but I think that it got in the Senate!! Whooo Hooo I am going to need more coverage especially now since the suck monster will be putting some hurting on me!
I am still recovering from yesterdays shock. I mean I was so excited that to see my guest book got signed and when I waited to see who the last purrson was, I almost fainted!!
I am getting more Greenies. I sleep with one eye open now..........ZZZZZ
AAAHHH The suck monster has infiltrated my firewall and signed my guestbook!!! It knows what scares me.....It's mother sucks floors that smell...............oh, I need to get out, get out!! I knew computers where enablers of all kinds of weirdos but monsters?.....and suck monsters at that!! If Rocky Ann was attacked I will be soon. It will come to my front door with axe in hand like the guy in "The Shining". AHhhh I can picture it now. "Bellzy I'm home!" Then it it's selfmade madness it will break down our front door and suck my bones out!!!!
Thanks to Baby-G's Mom for the code, mom placed her order. What is she thinking? I think they have sucked the people that work at Catster dry of their blood and senses. OMC!! I still haven't selpt. I will not sleep. I must stay away!!!!
It is coming...............what do I do???? What, What, WaTTTTTTTT?
All of us Catsters are being deceived. I believe this is the work of the main "Head Honcho Viva La Suck Monster"! Yep, I think it is a national internation.... er... internetted conspiracy that all the suck monsters are trying to gang up on us!!
First it was Skeezix and those vicious deer! Now the" Nasty Suck Monster" has it's tentacle ( aka Sucker Hose) on all of us. It is just like that Orsen Wells fella. "War of The Suck Monsters". They are making our pawrents want those purple dirt, hair, cat, dog eating machines. The purple color is hypnotizing our pawrents. We need help!! I hear this vacuums is good mannnn, they will suck the dots of your poodle skirt if ya let em!! I bet the poodles are running now. Sorry guys!
Even my mom is mad. She is mad cuz she didn't get her Catster Code to buy one. Some one is watching over me!! But, I hear she called Catster for the code. You know she is brainwashed. She KNOWS we know that they know, well, you know....they eat us mannnnnnn, ya know?!
Then dad is sick and those kittens are getting bigger. I get no attention(well a little) . The world is going to Hell.....o Kitty! Oh help me great "Catbula" in the sky. Send me signals via my whiskers so I may help my mom and the world!!!!!!
I need a diversion!!
I am going to pout and sulk and whine and miss the box if you know what I mean. .....meantime....if it sucks....runnnnnnnnnnn
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