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Faster than a speeding mouse, more scary than a musk ox, it's SPARKMAN!

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Sending message along....

February 23rd 2007 2:00 pm
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Well, I just read this in another kitty's diary and thought it was worth posting in mine too! Purrs --Sparkman

"Hey Guys! My Mom is the Co-Owner of DREAMS AND WISHES No-Kill Animal Rescue in Tennessee and she has asked me to send out a plea for your help!!! DREAMS has joined the Weight Circle program at Purina. If your Mom feeds you Purina, please save the weight circles on most Purina brand products for us (me and my sisters and brothers) and mail to DREAMS AND WISHES, 1010 Cedar Hills Drive, Church Hill, TN 37642. She has also signed up for the FreshStep Litter Paw Print program and she needs lots and lots of pawprints!!! (Weight Circles and Paw Prints are located on the side of the bags) We appreciate your help and PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!! Thank you, Sugar p.s. Please visit us at"


Operation Blanket Theft 2007

February 23rd 2007 10:15 am
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This morning I almost had the large heavy green blanket unloaded, but it seemed to be stuck on something. So I was hopping around, tugging, and holding its edge in my mouth when I heard shifting on the bed! Abort mission!!!! It must have been my hopping up and down... My recently grown back claws do make a clatter on the hard wood floor... arrrg...

Mom woke up and looked out in the hall where I sat calming bathing my paw on the button quilt blanket as though nothing more had happened. She's getting used to waking up without the button blanket being on the bed, so she didn't get mad at all! She even let me play with it until after her shower and coffee! Fun!!!

And as to the failed green blanket-nap attempt... I left it hanging conspicuously off the side of the bed. The hunt continues!!!


Party News!!!

February 21st 2007 8:25 am
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Way to go, Orca! He's such a great group leader. Here he's planned Captain's birthday party!!!! It will be on the Black and White Ankle Biters Club page... So if you're not part of the club and still want to wish him well, he'll be online off and on all day!! just drop a pawmail or IM! (off line being the times when the catnip goes to his head and he's passed out.) Purrrrs and giggles!

Party details from Orca:

"Ok everyone we are going to give the captain a surprize pawty. It will run all day on the 22nd. Sparkman says that the captain has a weakness for catnip so we are going to set up a post called "a bit of the nip" in the forum to lure him in."


Thoughts While Biting My Tail This Morning...

February 20th 2007 8:06 am
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My journal is "active" again?! Wow! Who reads my journal?! So exciting! I bet even SUPERMAN reads my journal!!!! or maybe at least Sparky Fuzzypants! (I love that name!)

In other fun news, my brother Chester just got his wings!!! We're all so excited! Thank you Willow and Samoa for sending the picture of him! Mom and I put it up on his page.

Capt. Morgan's birthday's getting closer!!! And both Orca and Lucy have suggested parties... So I'll keep everybody informed on when and where!!! Captain spends a lot of time in the Black and White Ankle Biters Group, so maybe there?!

Phewww... Any other news?! ummm.... Moose corralled a sizable herd of green pomp pomp balls into our water fountain this morning. So it's unplugged right now while Mom cleans it out. And I am just chirping with excitement right now be85ca7 (and walking on the keyboard!) because my sibbies are all asleep and I get Mom to myself!!! Time for petting!




February 19th 2007 2:05 pm
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Captain Morgan's birthday is this THURSDAY!!!!
He'll be TWO!



New Game Plan.

February 18th 2007 12:37 pm
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This new game I invented, it gets your humans out of bed in the night (you know, when they really should be up playing with you) and you use your amazing super strength and its just so fun and I managed to make the Captain fluff up like a raccoon!!!!

So the other night I was pouncing around on the bed as usually when I say a button! Now you might know how incredible buttons are, but when I see Mom's wearing them I will literally run down the hall and across the computer room and clear over her typing fingers just to bite the buttons on her shirt... So there's one sitting on the bed! I started biting at it, trying to take it away, when I realized someone had gotten it stuck to a quilt. So I just kept pulling and running backwards until the quilt and I both ended up on the floor.

Now I really wanted that button for my bat cave hoard, so I kept pulling on it and we (the quilt and I ) ended up in the hall. Well, Captain Morgan was walking past and saw me and this huge mass of cloth coming and he just fluffed up like a blimp! It was hilarious! All his fur was just up on end, his tail was like HUGE. Mom and Dad both jumped out of bed, Dad for the blanket and Mom to comfort the Captain. Fun, right?!

So last night I took off with that plaid blanket with the fringe... SO MUCH FUN! I can't wait till tonight, they'll never expect if I grab the thick wool one!!! Rawr! I'm so amazing. I'm a super kitten!!!


Orange Menace Defeated!!!

February 16th 2007 11:56 am
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Happy to report that with the last litter box changing, the corpse of the much feared, orange ball of evil was sent to that big garbage dump in the sky!!!! After much gnawing and kicking and attacking, I finally wrestled it into the litter box... Moose did the honors, and Mom was so disgusted with the looks of our orange monster that she agreed that it was dead, dead, dead!

In other news, Mom gave my blue cloth mouse a new silky head!!! Which is SUCH a relief! After I gnawed through its ears to its fluffy innards, I was afraid it was the end for poor blue mousie... But Mom came to the rescue! I sat on her lap overseeing all repairs to my beloved friend, and ran off with him afterward for a good licking and cuddling. It's good to have a Mom.


Super Kitten Goes Super Catster!

February 15th 2007 6:46 am
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Oh my oh my oh my!!!!! Dad gave us Catster Plus for Valentine's Day!!!!!! WOW!
This is so exciting! Now there's so much to explore and learn... Wow. AMAZING!
I don't really know what a bio-field is (other than a place to brag about finding my Dad) and now I have a gazillion! ooooooooooowwwww!!!!

Anybody that has friendly advice, feel free to pawmail us!!!!



Heroic Epic Late Night Battle with Evil Orange Mastermind

February 9th 2007 7:01 am
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It is my mission today to kill the orange knit ball!!!! Clearly it is an evil mastermind, controlling all the bad stuff that happens in the world... like human babies falling down wells, humans' addictions to sitting in vats of water called "bath tubs," and the worst, the human that runs the "flavor" department at the healthy cat food factory!!

I started my campaign a few nights ago when I dragged the evil orange ball into bed and started gnawing on it. I was trying to poke out its eyes and cut off its vitals, like its tail and ankles!!! Well Mom woke up (how was I to know she was sleeping in our bed in the middle of the night?! Thats where you sleep during the day!!).

So she woke up and reaches around like a blind lady till she finds what I'm gnawing on. Then she takes the squishy, wet ball demon and makes the worst face ever! I was all sure that it had made an attempt on possessing her soul or something!Then she does the bravest, most generous thing ever-- she threw my evil mastermind, orange ball clear across the room! It bounced off the closet door and rolled over by Dad's night table. Laid there stunned and well... deflated looking.

So I picked up my heals to go after it. And then, who do you guess was also in bed sleeping in the middle of the night-- DAD?! Opps. I ran clear across his neck or chest. But he just kinda woke up and rolled over. Not nearly as fun as waking up Mom!

So anyways... The fight is on and the orange mastermind of zenda must be conquered!!! Or at least dragged into the litter box... Good thing I only wake Mom and Dad up like that a few times a week. Any more than that and they might get mad at me... oh, wait. I'm too cute to get mad at. HA HA HA!!!


How I lost my giblets!

February 3rd 2007 7:14 am
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I am just a bundle of purrs and cuddles this morning! Yesterday was a little scary, until I realized Mom left me with an ENTIRELY FEMALE STAFF at the vet's!!!! I am becoming quite the Casanova, so that was GREAT!

And then I zonked out for a while... When I came to my rump was sore and my eyes had this goo all over them. I could barely see, but by the time the vet called my Mom to tell her I was awake, I was already batting at all the toys in my cage and purring. I was chewing on my octopus toy when they brought me in my carrier in to Mom. Apparently I was a smash hit at the vet's and all the girls there had to coo over me, and come out to say good bye before I left. *sigh* Fans!

While I was zonked, Captain says they scuttled me barnacles, but I know what really happened... They clipped my claws short!!! I mean, they're still there, but I can't claw at anything!!! Very distressing. Those women must have been evil sirens from Mercury! Who else would clip my claws?!

So I got home, saw Captain Morgan and Moose. Did a back flip ninja styled move and bit Captain's ankles. Then I pawed at Moose's head and chewed on his ear.

Later, while playing around and being anything but calm and relaxed, I apparently sat in the water fountain and pawed/splashed all the water out onto the floor. I did this apparently three of four times. Only stopped becaues Mom moved the water fountain to the bath tub. I totally don't remember this... I really only remember my ninja like back flip roll into the attack on Captain's ankles! That was amazing!! I am SO COOL!

Captain Morgan did lounge on the couch with me later and bathe all the vet smell and goo off me. Thanks Captain! I am feeling just fine this morning! Miss my claw tips, though.

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