Faster than a speeding mouse, more scary than a musk ox, it's SPARKMAN!

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Peru Loves Potatoes, too!

May 16th 2008 12:34 pm
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Oh, Wow! I won the Tuesday Trivia at the Silly Sabster's Club! What's even more amazing is that all the other Sabsters waited for me to answer before jumping in! Why you ask would such adoring fans of Sebastian bow to my cuteness? Because the question was about that one veggie I hold so very dear: POTATOES!

The question was: In what country do they use more than 100 varieties of potatoes?! I took a gamble... and said PERU!

And now that I know I'm right, it's just a matter of time until I run away to Peru.. imagine a country as deadicated to potatoes as me?! Sigh!


Sparkman Under Cover!

May 9th 2008 10:16 am
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I am just terrified. There's visitors in the house! Mom says I liked them when I met them before, and that they're my Memphis Grand-humans. But I don't recognize anyone these days. Not even Dad if he's wearing a hat!

Captain's being a good host and meeting and greeting; Moose has gotten over his initial timidness; but I am hiding under the blankets on Mom's side of the bed. I'm not coming out until the house is empty again... This make take days, but i've become quite the nervous, jumpy super-kitten. I sure hope someone remembers to bring me my morning potato treat under here. No way I'm venturing out to ask for one! This is scary! I need a super cape to hide under, or eat!


Sparkman vs. the POTATO Bug!

May 1st 2008 3:04 pm
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So Dad brought in a bunch of wood last night for the fireplace, and its been kinda damp in that log pile. So there were a few buggies! Moose and I had a blast chasing around a water beetle last night. That is, we had fun until I licked it to death (oops).

And then this afternoon, Mom found a bug in the bathroom! She first called in Moose, Veteran Memphis Bug Hunter Extraordinarie! But he just got bored with it, cause where he's from the bugs were as big as small dogs. These little northern bugs are just not worth his time. He just tells so many old fogies stories, like "Back in my kitten days, the bugs were HUGE! Blah Blah Blah..."

Then Mom brought me over, and she said the funniest thing. She called the bug a "Potato Bug!" I was on top of that one, I was sniffing it, licking it, and purring at it... Until I realized that she was just calling it that to trick me! I mean that bug did not smell, taste, or act like any potato I've ever encountered! And I'm a bonafide potato expert. She's crazy. And I told her so! I said, "Mawwwww!" and left the room. Let her catch her own "potato" bug! Hmmpf!


Update... EVERYBODY's Feeling Well!

May 1st 2008 8:56 am
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I'm very happy to write that Captain is feeling better, I'm feeling better, and Moose doesn't seem to be wavering at all from his top notch, crazy good health! Whoo hoo!

Now all we have to do is get through this hopefully bogus and ridiculous weather forecast... SNOW?! It's now May Day! Mom says no more snow. And I'm agreeing. NO MORE SNOW, NO MORE SNOW!!!!

On a lighter note, the migration of song birds seems to have reached my front yard! We're all glued to the front window. It's a feeding frenzy and birdy bonanza out there! Mom says we can go out this afternoon if the sun comes out and the snow doesn't happen... paws crossed!


Feeling Better!

April 30th 2008 8:40 am
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Hi kitties! Fear not, the Sparkman is back in full cuteness and wellness this morning! Mom's not sure if I: ate too much grass outside; had a hair ball; or just caught some weird 24 kitten flu. But I am definitely feeling my chipper and crazy self again this morning. And I would say "Potatoes of the world, look out! Here comes the SPARKMAN!" but Mom says I only get one small potato treat today. I kept it down, but she says no more than that.

My Captain Morgan's being a sickie now! He was taking care of me all day yesterday, licking my head and burying my barf under important documents and Mom's favorite magazines... And this morning he's got the same troubles I had! Mom's worried (cause he's so melodramatic when he's sick), but I keep telling her that it's clearly a 24 thing! He'll be fine tomorrow, or my name's not Sparkitty Spark Spark. But for now, he's napping on the radiator next to his morning treats (which he usually wolfs down!). Poor Captain! I guess it's my turn to be Florence Nightingale, go lick his head!


Too Much Partying!

April 29th 2008 12:01 pm
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I think there's been a little too much partying! I went in early from being outside, and Mom thought I looked a little green in the face. I asked to go in, while Moose, Captain, and Mom all stayed outside. I was just feeling awful. I won't go into the gory details, but Mom was amazed at how much I barfed! And I spent the rest of the day on the radiator, heating up my churning tummy. That always seems to make me feel a little better. I'll tell Mom to update all my fans when I perk up... But for now, I'm going to try and take a break from all the celebrating.


Mr. Cat of the Week Taking a Bow!

April 29th 2008 6:58 am
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It has been so great to be your Cat of the Week!

I'd like to thank the academe of cats that chooses this honor;
my Humans for moderately obeying me;
Captain for bathing my ears every day this week;
my Grandhuman for calling me to praise my amazing-ness;
Moose for being my biting bag this week;
all my friends (most of whom I haven't thanked yet) for my rosies and special awards;
my clubs for singing my praises;
my Dad Andre for being there;
Uncle Spot for writing my praises;
And most of all, I wish to once again thank that most beautiful of all the veggies, so crispy, so delicate in flavor, so ripe in barn yard scent, that illustrious POTATO!

Oh, so wonderful!
All of you!


Tree Trimmers Vs. the Tree Hugger

April 28th 2008 2:58 pm
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Excuse me Mr. Tree Trimmers of Duluth, but you seem to have missed the fact that I am still Cat of the Week today! You see, the sun finally came out, the outside warmed up a bit, and Mom took us all out on our leashes. And what happened? A chain saw, big truck, and a whole tree chipper all started roaring just a block from my front yard!

Moose did the all out panic, dashed onto the porch; Captain laid his ears back and also ran towards the porch; but me, Mr. Cat-or-the-Week, I just flattened myself on the grass, laying my ears back, and quaking in fear! It was an all out terror and panic! How rude can the tree trimmers be?! The only five minutes I was outside all day, they pick THEN to destroy trees just a block from my house?! Why?! Can't they see I'm the center of all attention this week?! And here I am, a certified tree hugger... Mr. Tree Trimmers, you need to take the rest of MY week OFF!


Nap Time For Sparkman.

April 28th 2008 7:53 am
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This just might be my last full day as Cat of the Week! So I'm going to get in a few more potato treats, cuddles, and general spoiling while I can. To start with, I'm chasing Moose off my favorite nap spot. That's MY couch pillow, Moosie! I also got milk from Mom when she refilled that gross coffee stuff she drinks, and I got extra pounce treats with my morning potato snack! Next I'm hoping to get a trip outside, but first Mom has to turn the heat on outside! It's chilly out! And what's more, I explored the backyard yesterday. It's soggier than the sock of Dad's that I dragged in the water dish! So while Mom's out turning up the heat, I told her she should do a little dehydrating the grass for me. Thanks, human!

But for now, it's nap time! So this is Sparkman, Cat of the Week, reminding you that a happy cat is a sleeping cat. Quit petting me Mom, it's nap time! Purrs every kitty!


Catster Celebrity Quiz!

April 26th 2008 8:38 am
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By the way, did you guys see this?! Catster has a celebrity quiz! You answer 13 giggle filled questions, and then find out what celeb is ripping off your act... Apparently Al Gore just wants to be me! Purrs!

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