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Faster than a speeding mouse, more scary than a musk ox, it's SPARKMAN!

Sparkman is naughty.

March 19th 2014 8:25 am
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I'm having a tiff with my Captain this morning. He was in the liter box and it was just offensive. It didn't smell, and I don't think he was doing anything unusual. But I was just ready to beat him up! I started out waiting outside the door to the room, hunkered down, shaking my little butt, and stalking him. I even raised my hackles! Mom saw me and was all "Aww! Look at the Sparkyman playing!" Then Once Captain came out of the box and started walking across the floor, I sprung into action! I lion run raced over, grabbed him by the neck and rolled him over bunny kicking. Captain gave out a yelp and threw me off, leaving me with a mouth full of black and white fur. Then Dad and Mom came running in the room. Captain jumped up to the scratching post, where Mom checked him over and gave him hugs. Dad just kinda looked at me and tried to take the fur out of my mouth. Then they left me on the floor, heaped over in a huff and periodically whimpering for attention.

Captain went to hang out on the radiator, but PurrC was already over there. PurrC takes his tips on how to behave from me. So he kinda gave Captain the stink eye, and Captain sat for a little while, but didn't get comfortable.

Now he's on Dad's lap with Moose and I'm on the couch trying to get some attention. Geez those humans like ignoring you when you're mad! I wanna be babied! I want attention! I want pets! I want green beans! Whaaaaaa!


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Purred by: Micheal (Catster Member)

March 19th 2014 at 8:59 am

I guess I have it good when there is any yelling involved Paddy gets ignored and I get the smooches and cuddles even if I started it.
Purred by: Bran - DIT #66 (Catster Member)

March 19th 2014 at 11:26 am

I must confess to stalking Callie and Rose by the box. I can't believe we get in trouble for that!
Purred by: Sparkman! (Catster Member)

March 20th 2014 at 7:22 am

I know, right?! We're cats!

Anyways, Captain and I resolved our little disagreement on our own. He and I spend the evening watching TV with the humans, all curled up together bathing eachothers' ears.

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