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Sparkman's a DDP! And Mom tried to share yogurt with the- Sparkman.

March 12th 2014 9:09 am
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Hey! I'm a Daily Diary Pic! Thank you, HQ! This is my first award since Catster's almost demise last week. And I am SO VERY happy to be here still celebrating with my friends and loved cats. Purrs, everykitty!

Now, you clearly are logging on to read an amazing story of my cuteness. So here's a snippet of my morning escapades:

Mom's been eating these little cups of yogurt lately. I liked it when she was eating the plain yogurt in the big container. Plain yogurt is nummy. Not every day, but now and then I'd lick out the bowl for her when she was done. Mom says we don't usually mention it online because well, I'm known for my amazingly awesome eating habits (green beans, raw potatoes, kale...). But these little yogurt tubs are another matter. One of those few typical cat treats I partake in.

I saw Mom eating what smelled like awesome yogurt treat, so I came over to purr and be a good cute little boy that deserves yogurt. I laid it on really thick. I licked her fingers. I sniffed at her face and purred at her. Then I raised up my paw and just lightly brushed her cheek with my paw, claws relaxed but present. (You gotta remind these humans that you're being gentle and loving, but that you are the one with that could lash out and claw their eyes out at any moment!) So Mom coo-ed back at me and leaned over so I could rub my nose and cheek on her lips and face. Which I did, but I gave her an impatient look of "OKAY OKAY OKAY! Just finish your yogurt quicker I want some!" I then resorted to my kitten voiced yelp an hop at her, drooped my eye lids a little in a huffed purr noise.

She finally gave up the yogurt cup. I purred and ducked my head in, all excited about creamy goodness... And then YUCK! I sat up, stopped purring, and gave Mom a very angry cat look. She TRICKED me! I thought it was going to be plain yummy yogurt; and instead it was BLOOD ORANGE flavor! I ran off in disgust. I mean, who buys the weird citrus flavor?! And who the heck eats that gross stuff?! Mawwwwwwm! You're horrible! Hmpf!

 
 

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Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

March 12th 2014 at 3:49 pm

Congratulations on your DDP, Sparkman! I'm so happy we're still here, too!

Well, I don't like yogurt at all, so I'm sure the blood orange yogurt was as revolting as can possibly be. You poor thing!
Purred by: Lilac Ambrosia McNoNo (Catster Member)

March 13th 2014 at 10:00 am

You don't know what you are missing, I love mom's blueberry or her strawberry yogurt and I love strawberry cream cheese. I have never had plain yogurt.
Purred by: Daenerys (Catster Member)

March 13th 2014 at 11:06 am

Congrats on the DDP! We used to crowd Mom when she was trying to give yogurt to one of the other fosters. Very yummy! Luckily it was plain, not that yucky citrus stuff!


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